General Purpose Disclaimer for this and future installments:
Hasbro, Takara, and probably a bunch of other corporations own the Transformers. I just like playing with them.
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Devastator (Music: "Macarena", (c)1996 by Los del Rio)
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To the battle came a big bulldozer
Followed by a crane and an excavator
Then a dump truck, a cement mixer
And in the rear, a front-end loader
Autobots now, better halt now
Or these six will form their gestalt now
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What is that sound that all the Autobots are fearing?
It is the very last thing that they all want to be hearing
The sound of six Constructicons in unison all cheering
"Yay, Devastator!"
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Now don't you talk about those others,
Those other gestalts who came later
Ha! They're just pale shadows, every 'Con fan knows,
Not even close, I mean... (spoken)
Now, come on, you call those combiner teams?
They didn't even bother to get matching paint jobs!
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What is that sound that all the Autobots are fearing?
It is the very last thing that they all want to be hearing
The sound of six Constructicons in unison all cheering
"Yay, Devastator!"