Bad, Bad Megatron
Music: "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" (c) 1972 Jim Croce


Well, they say the toughest planet
Is a place called Cybertron
And if you go up there
You better just beware
Of a mech named Megatron

'Cause Megatron is trouble
You see his altmode is a gun
And he lays down fire in the name of conquest
Or sometimes it's just for fun

Yeah, he's bad, bad Megatron
The baddest mech on all Cybertron
Badder than Unicron
And meaner than a Sharkticon

Now Megatron's main army
Blasted into space one day
When the 'bots came here, the 'cons were near
To try to blow them all away
And from the ice cap of the Arctic
To up on top of Sherman Dam
He would take over the Earth, for whatever it's worth
You know the bad guy had a plan

Yeah, he's bad, bad Megatron
The baddest mech on all Cybertron
Badder than Unicron
And meaner than a Sharkticon

Well, sometime in the summer of
Year two thousand five
The Autobots entered into a battle they knew
They would not all leave alive
Prime was not afraid to answer
When he heard that battle call
And Megatron found the fight of his life there
"One shall stand, one shall fall"

Yeah, he's bad, bad Megatron
The baddest mech on all Cybertron
Badder than Unicron
And meaner than a Sharkticon

And when Soundwave found his leader
To carry him back to the sky
Megatron looked like a scrap heap
But you should have seen the other guy!

Yeah, he's bad, bad Megatron
The baddest mech on all Cybertron
Badder than Unicron
And meaner than a Sharkticon
Badder than Unicron
And meaner than a Sharkticon!


A/N: I know of at least one Megatron fan who's read and reviewed some of my other filks; I hope this does the Slag-Maker justice in your audios.