DISCLAIMER: We do not own Captain Jack Sparrow. We do, however, own his
outrageous poetry – if you can call it poetry.....

ANDIMAGES: A SHORT WORK

I see the sea.
No, wait......
The sea sees me.
Much better.

The sea is blue. As blue as water.
Trust me – that's very blue.
It's pretty.

ANDIMAGES 2: AN EVEN SHORTER WORK

*Ahem*
The rose has thorns
Adorned with.......flower petals.
Poetic really.
Maybe I should write about that.....
.....um.....oh, yeah......

ANDIMAGES 3: MAKES YOUR BREATH MINTY FRESH.

One word:
Whoops, that's already two.
Ergh, now six.....
Seven, eight, ni-
WHAT!? I GIVE UP!
.....rum.....
There, I said it.

ANDIMAGES 4: THE WORK TO END ALL WORKS. MAYBE.

It was a dark and stormy night.
The night, supremely dark and stormy, was.
It just was.
No, I don't know why!
Stop asking stupid questions!
And so I close, leaving in your mind, the
Unforgettable andimage of that dark, and stormy.....night.