AN: I own nothing and no one portrayed here. "Mambo #5" belongs to Lou Bega.

To Crispy Muffin: No, I'm not going to do Cyke and Gambit singing "Sunglasses at Night". I've seen it done here at least once or twice already. Perhaps this will help make up for it though?

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Announcer (Kitty): Thank you, thank you everyone! Welcome back to the Xavier Institute's "No Talent Night", where I must say, we certainly have been living up to the name." *scattered boos in the crowd* Next we have our very own Remy "I never saw a skirt I didn't like" LeBeau!

*boos and hisses from the guys, applause and screams from the girls *

Remy: Filles and hommes, dis is Mambo #5

Un deux trois quatre five
Everybody in the car so come let's drive
To the liquor store around the corner
My Rogue says she wants some Southern Comfort
But I really just wanna
Have some bourbon like I had last week
I must steal cause my bourbon ain't cheap

I like Roguey, Jeannie, Kitty and Stormy
And as I continue you know they're getting horny
So what can I do I really beg you my lord
To me flirtin is just like a sport
Anything belle is all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of Jubilee in my life
A little bit of Amara by my side
A little bit of Kitty is all I need
A little bit of Tabby is what I see
A little bit of Jeannie in the sun
A lot of my Roguey all night long
A little bit of Stormy give me some
A little bit of you makes me your homme

Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your clothes on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to my front and one to my side
Kiss me there once and kiss me there twice
And if it looks like this then you doin it right

A little bit of Jubilee in my life
A little bit of Amara by my side
A little bit of Kitty is all I need
A little bit of Tabby is what I see
A little bit of Jeannie in the sun
A lot of my Roguey all night long
A little bit of Stormy give me some
A little bit of you makes me your homme

I do all to fall in love with a girl like you
Cause you can't run and you can't hide
You and me are gonna scream and sigh

*ending music. Remy does a little bump and grind *

Kitty: Hey Remy, both of your dates for tomorrow just called. They saw this performance on Rogue's webcam and said to tell you to drop dead.

Remy: Oh merde.

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