"Hey Harry!" Ron yelled from the common room. "Wanna hear a joke?"
"Why do I feel like I've lived this moment before?" Harry muttered to no one in particular.
"KNOCK KNOCK!" Ron yelled.
"Who's there," Harry muttered.
"Avocado! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!"
Ron laughed himself into the fireplace and coincidentally flooed himself to Voldemort's evil lair. Harry, being the heroic cheese brain that he always is, yelled, "NOOOOOOO!" and in slow motion threw himself in the fireplace after Ron.
**_**_**_**_ . . . Meanwhile, in Voldemort's evil lair. . . .
Voldemort, Evil Lord of the Dark, jumped as Harry and Ron tumbled out of his fire place. Ron continued rolling on the floor laughing, while Harry quickly got up.
Voldemort pulled out his wand. "My arch nemesis . . ." he whispered. Harry pulled out his wand.
"You must be here for my 46th annual slumber party!!" Voldemort said, an excited smile on his face. He used his wand to re-stuff his battered old teddy bear. Harry's mouth dropped open.
Suddenly Death Eaters started filing in, all in pajamas and carrying teddy bears.
"Look, Luciee!" Voldemort squealed. "We have new friends!"
Lucius Malfoy looked towards Harry. "Ah, Mr. Potter....."
"We brought cookies!" Lucius held out a platter of chocolate chip cookies. "Me and Draco baked them in our Easy-Bake Oven!"
"Yummie!!" Voldie said, running over and picking up a cookie. Bellatrix, in bunny slippers, did the same.
5 mins later, when the Death Eaters are linking arms and listening to "The Farmer in the Dell" while roasting marshmallows, Harry finally comes to his senses.
"Uh, Voldie, it's been real nice, but it's way past mine and Ron's bedtime, so we'll just be going now..." Harry began to inch towards the door.
"I totally understand. 7:30 PM is way past my bedtime, too. Farewell, friends." Tears filled Voldies eyes as they took off on their Harley Davidsons.
So the Evil Lord Voldemort took over the world with an army of teddy bears, Draco found ANOTHER pair of slippers for 25% off, Ron died laughing as they passed an avocado field, Hermione won a trip to Baghdad out of a Lay's Potato Chip package, and Michael Jackson got another face lift.
MORAL: Always look both ways before crossing the street, and never leave the water on while brushing your teeth.