Disclaimer: I do not own anything that has to do with "Pirates of the Caribbean". Sadly, I do not own Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp. I do not own any thing (Legolas) in Lord of the Rings, either. The only person I do own is Natalie (myself) and the title of "Sir Quincy McFaggot", which is a real goat head that is really in my biology class. I don't own the song "Truly Madly Deeply" or it's title...I just used it as the title for chapter 10! And, yes, I actually do like to listen to Savage Garden, and if you don't like their music, you can go shove a pineapple up your ass!
Nat: Heehee...another random chapter for my random audience! Sorry I haven't posted lately, but I hadn't been inspired enough to write until I listened to Darren Hayes's new song "Popular", so you can thank him for helping me be inspired enough to write! Review, review, review! ¡Por favor!
By the way...I was reading some of my reviews...(I swear I don't know that rigatony22 dude...he's like a stalker or something...LOL...jk Anthony!) and Jess...you are NOT the ruler of the coconuts...I already told you, I AM THE QUEEN/RULER OF THE COCONUTS! If I was stranded on and island with you and Anthony: I would rule the coconuts, you would have your Outback Steakhouse restaurant, and Anthony would be the village idiot...hehehe...jk!
Nat: English people have funny accents! Jess: I like them! Nat: I like their accents, too! Orli's English! Jess: I thought he was British?
Nat: Slaps forehead
Jess: What? Nat: British people ARE English people.
Also, thanks everyone who's been reviewing...you guys rock!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------"Oh damn it!" was something that could be heard being screeched throughout the whole ship.
Natalie screamed again for the fiftieth time.
"What the Hell?!" she shrieked.
"Um...what's wrong with Natalie?" Jessica asked.
"Don't as—"Will got cut off by Natalie, who threw a bowl of chocolate pudding at him and Jessica.
"What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!" Natalie screamed.
"Uh...yeah?" asked Jessica.
"I'll tell you what's wrong! I can't find my Savage Garden CD's!!!" Natalie yelled.
"Uh-oh," Jessica said.
"Yeah," Will said. "We don't know where they went..."
Natalie stormed off muttering about how people need to stop telling her that Darren Hayes is not her boyfriend.
"Okaaay then!" Will said.
"We should go after her so that she doesn't do something stupid," Jessica said.
"Why do I have to?" Will asked.
"Because you're her boyfriend," Jessica replied.
"Actually, I'm her fiancé."
Jessica slapped her forehead, and continued following Natalie. Will decided to follow them both.
Natalie searched her cabin for the tenth time. No luck. Her CD player was gone. Her two Savage Garden CD's were gone. And her Darren Hayes CD was gone. She howled in frustration.
Natalie decided to take a break and go to the galley for a glass of iced tea. She sipped her drink in silence, listening to the creaking of the ship. And then, suddenly, she heard another sound. It was the sound of someone singing Savage Garden songs...and that someone was...
"ANTHONY?!" Natalie screamed. She flung her glass of iced tea onto the table and ran to Anthony's room. She opened the door, and there stood Anthony, singing to his mirror image.
"I want to stand with you on a mountain I want to bathe with you in the sea I want to lay like this forever, Until the sky falls down on me.."
Anthony stopped singing. He gave Natalie a goofy grin and then continued on singing to his reflection.
"STOP IT! YOU MUTILATED THE SONG!" Natalie yelled at Anthony.
"No, I didn't."
"Yes, you did. Why did you steal my CD's?!" Natalie asked him.
"Because I like your CD's, and I wanted to sing them to my...preciousss!" Anthony replied.
"I didn't know you were that desperate!" Natalie said.
"Well, didn't I tell you that I was desperate to go out with anyone?" Anthony asked her. He then gave her a big smile.
"Why you little..." Will tried to break past Jessica and Natalie to punch Anthony. Fortunately, Natalie and Jessica both restrained him from causing Anthony any harm.
"How long have you been standing here?" Anthony asked Jessica and Will.
"Long enough..." Jessica said. She gave Anthony a disgusted face.
"You have issues!" Natalie said. "I suggest that you should be enrolled in a mental institution!"
"No, that's wrong!" Anthony said.
"I think you have been for a very long time a rotten little bitch," Jessica said to Anthony.
"What the Hell?!" Anthony asked.
"I dunno!" Jessica said.
"Okaaay then!" he said.
"Anyways, if you're that desperate, why don't you ask someone like Elizabitch out?" Natalie asked Anthony.
"She rejected me! WAH!" Anthony sobbed.
"Oh...I can see why..." Will muttered.
All of a sudden, a very scary dark form entered the corridor outside the room. Everyone on the ship felt a cold presence that made their blood run cold. It made them feel as if they were falling off a cliff and were about to hit jagged rocks to meet their doom. The person seemed to be listening to his cell phone's ring tones and talking to people on his palm pilot. The boy was very skinny with no muscle at all. He had braces on and pimples all over his face...he was...
"What the Hell?!" Natalie said as she looked through the crack in the door. She let the others look at the horrid sight.
"Is that who I think it is?" Anthony asked.
"'It'?" Jessica asked.
"Yeah...I think it is 'It'," Natalie said.
"Who is 'It'?" asked Will.
"He's one of the intolerable sinister essences that were put into our high school," Natalie whispered.
"Intolerable sinister essences?" Will asked.
"Yes...there are four...'It', Boil Boy, Sir Quincy McFaggot, and Anna," Natalie replied.
"Boil Boy? Who's that?" Jessica asked.
"Remember that kid in my biology class that had that really stupid and geeky pick-up line where he asked Robyn if he could reprogram her calculator?" Natalie asked.
"Oh yeah...that kid with that huge boil on his face?" Jessica asked.
"Yeah, that's him. And Anna was this girl in our biology class that would scream and run away from little bugs...it was quite annoying when you're trying to study, because if she saw even an ant, she'd start to scream."
"Well, who is 'It'?" asked Will.
"His name is Spencer...he stalks anyone that he sees. He likes to listen to the ring tones on his cell phone and talk to people on MSN on his palm pilot. He's like a geek, but not smart enough to be one," Natalie replied.
"If you don't watch out, he'll hit on you," Jessica said.
"Ewww!" Will said.
"I'm not even that desperate," Anthony said.
"Shhh! I think he's coming this way!" Natalie said. She motioned for everyone to hide in the closet. They closed the door just so that there was a little crack to look through.
The sinister skinny boy walked into the room. He started to hum to the "Teletubbies" theme song ring tone that he had on his cell phone.
"My ears!" Will cried.
"Ahhh!" Anthony tried to keep quiet.
"Everyone be silent!" Natalie hissed.
Spencer stopped humming. He looked around with his little beady eyes searching for who had cried out.
"Hey! Is anyone in here?" he asked in his terrible lisp.
Be quiet, Natalie mouthed.
Spencer looked around suspiciously. He bent down and looked under Anthony's bed. Nothing was there.
He got back up and started to go through Anthony's stuff. He found Anthony's football and stared at it with hate. He took out a pin and popped it.
"What the..." Anthony whispered. "He popped my football!"
"At least he didn't pop your pimple..." Jessica said.
"Amen!" Anthony said.
"Shhh!" Will said.
Spencer was now going through things on Anthony's table. He started to reach for Anthony's CD player...
"Oh my gawwwd..." Natalie nearly said too loudly.
"Shhh!" Jessica said. She was too late.