A/N: Yup, he wanted this one up to. I told him to give up the ghost (no pun intended) but hey. . .

Joanne,

Okay, Now I KNOW you're reading these. Zabini has been parading around here offering to show his newly acquired "assets" to anyone and everyone who will look, so I know you have the power to help me out here. You know what I am talking about.

Obviously this isn't just about the poker game. Fine. I am assuming Remus gave you the ten quid, so we'll call that even. What the hell else can I do to show you what a mistake you've made? Should I start citing stories online that show me being cleared of all wrong-doing and getting married? Having kids?

Come ON, Jo. After 12 years in Azkaban, fleas and having to see Snape in swim trunks (yes, that dog in the pool when he was on vacation last time was me.) I think YOU owe ME a couple of favors.

Oh, and don't play that "Resurrection Handbook" crap on me any more. I got a copy of it owled from Flourish and Blotts last week and NOWHERE does it say that anyone who is brought back from the dead is a zombie and therefore evil. I don't care what Stephen King says, it's not true.

How about this? If you don't want to bring me back, at least chuck a couple of models through the veil in the Ministry of Magic. I don't think it would make up for everything, but it wouldn't hurt. If nothing else, it would keep me occupied for a while.

I prefer brunettes. With green eyes.

So, think it over. I am sure you'll come to the right conclusion sooner or later. I'll be here if you want to talk anything over.

It's not like I have anywhere to GO anymore, now is it?

Yours,

Sirius