They like me, they REALLY like me!!!

Brooky: luv, it's a T.V. series. This is X-Men EVOLUTION. You're thinking of X-Men the movie and X2. There's also the comics. You need to keep up, darlin'.

Dark Jaded Rose: wow! Thankee, thankee, thankee! I've never been a muse . . . *strikes pose*

Enfant-terrible: nice name. Terrible child, eh? You really like Pietro, don't you? Hm. I might have him cameo, if yer good.

Ultra aardvark: ok, the name makes no sense. I agree, few bisexual stories are classy, much less possible. Well, mine's highly improbable, but still.

I've been meaning to make a Toad story for a while. This was my excuse.

***

"Bonjour, m' petite chere," the rough Cajun murmured irresistible French in Rogue's ear as she woke.

"Swamp Rat," she scowled, opening one eye to see her watch. 4:00 a.m. "SWAMP RAT!" she whined, smacking him off of her. He sat back against her headboard as she slowly sat up. "Whaddaya want at this hour?"

"Remy had an idea, and a talk with a certain amphibian."

Rogue licked her lips, which had suddenly become very dry. "What kinda idea?" She knew precisely which amphibian.

"Your powers, my little Rogue. Direct contact, oui?"

"Yeah . . ."

"So if there was something like . . . water . . . in the way . . ."

Rogue's eyes lit up. "That's – that's so far-fetched it might even work."

"School swimming pool?"

"Hold on, Ah don' wanna drown ya. First . . . there's a bathroom in the hall with a large sink. Let's go."

They went off to experiment.

***

I realize how PHENOMENALLY short that was. But I've been wanting to work this water thing in for a while. It was just an idea I had. Anyway, here's my update, I'll try to get more up soon.