Title: Not in This Lifetime Part 2

Author: Kawoosh

Email: damsel71@iprimus.com.au

Status: complete

Category: Action adventure

Pairings: none

Spoilers: none – that I have noticed, please let me know if you find any.

Season: after season 7

Sequel/Series Info: sequel to "Not in This Lifetime" Part 1 obviously.

Rating: G

Content Warnings: none

Summary: A different brand of crossover...

Disclaimer: Stargate SG1 is the property of MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret productions, The Amazing Race belongs to CBS. This piece of fan fiction was created for entertainment not monetary purposes and no infringement on copyrights or trademarks was intended. Previously unrecognised characters and places, and this story, are copyrighted to the author. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.

Authors Note: Part one was written by jacksrubberduckie, Email: jacksrubberduckie@yahoo.co.uk, for Forks In The Road www.forks-in-the- road.tk

Archive: FITR-site, fanfiction.net


Not In This Lifetime Part One:

"No. No way. You cannot be serious. There is no way we're doing that. Not in this lifetime. This has got to be someone's idea of a very warped joke. Isn't it? Yep that's it. It's a joke, definitely a joke. Couldn't be for real. Please tell me it's not for real."



"I'm sorry Colonel, but there's no way we can get out of this. The diplomats from P3X 747 were exposed to some dubious television whilst they were here, and now they want to challenge just about everyone they can think of to an interplanetary "Amazing Race". General Hammond stood up and pushed his chair back in frustration.

"If we refuse to participate it will cause a major diplomatic incident, and may even put the protected planets treaty in jeopardy. We've been asked to supply 2 teams of 2 people, and you Jack, will be part of one of them."

Jack stared at the General in disbelief, "Have you ever watched that show? They make you climb down walls front ways, and eat live squid, and.. and... stuff! How are they gonna make it work?"

"I'm afraid I don't know the answer to that Colonel, but I want you to pick 3 other people to participate, and be ready to ship out in 6 hours. You'll be gone for a couple of months, so I'll arrange for your homes to be taken care of, you just get your teams ready." General Hammond led the way out of his office, and headed for the elevators.

"I suggest you just take SG1 with you Jack, you all work well, and you are the best we have."

Jack sighed as the elevator doors closed, and then headed off to find his team, and break the news to them.