Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters, BUT ONE DAY I SHALL!! BEHOLD THE POWERS OF A FANFICTION AUTHORESS!!! ~evil laugher~
"Hey, Duke!" An excited Tristan dashed up to his friend, waving a small digital recorder. "Check it out!"
Duke turned to Tristan, looking curious. "What's that?"
"Only the newest, greatest, and most advanced digital video recording device currently in existence!" Tristan gave him a sly glance and wiggled his eyebrows.
"Cool!" Duke reached for the recorder.
"Ah-ah!" Tristan pulled it back. "What makes you think I was going to let you touch it?"
"Well then why did you want to show it to me so badly?" Duke folded his arms.
"Because I'm gonna take this little baby for it's first test run. Wanna come?"
"Do I ever!" Duke grinned and made another grab for the recorder. "I'll deal with the technical stuff like doing the recording…"
"Sorry, bud," Tristan shook his head, still grinning. "I'm the only one allowed to operate this baby."
Duke shrugged and gave his hair a flip. "Aw, that's okay man, you wouldn't look good on camera anyway. Much better to have a pretty boy like me in the shots…"
Tristan rolled his eyes and activated the camera. "So…what should we record first?"
Duke thought for a moment, then snapped his fingers. "Heyyyy, I know! Let's videotape everybody else when they're not looking."
"Yeah!" Tristan agreed. "Oh, I know, let's go see what Odion's doing!"
"That stick-in-the-mud?" Duke raised an eyebrow as the two boys headed down the hallway towards Odion's room. "He probably sits around reading War and Peace, listening to Beethoven."
"Well, we can always record over it later," Tristan reasoned as they arrived outside Odion's door. "Okay, give an intro, and then we'll open the door a crack and see what he's doing."
Duke struck a dramatic pose, which actually made him look quite ridiculous, and tried to attempt a deeper voice. "Welcome to the first production of Hidden Camera, produced by Duke and Tristan! Our first victim is: Odion!"
Duke pushed the door open just a crack, and Tristan positioned the camera in the opening. Both boys peered at the screen as it started recording.
Odion was standing at the far end of the room in front of a full-length mirror, wearing nothing but a pair of pink-and-white striped boxer shorts. He was holding a razor in his right hand like a microphone, and was striking dramatic poses while singing at the top of his lungs:
"I will al-ways loooooooooooove yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"
Duke and Tristan's faces looked like they were going to explode. They took off down the corridor, and when they were a safe distance away, burst out laughing.
"Whoo hooo hoooo, awww man!" Duke wiped tears of mirth from his eyes. "Odion! With those boxer shorts!! Whoohaaaa haaaaaa!!!"
"I never knew," gasped Tristan, "He had such a beautiful voice!! Heeeehhaaaaah hhaaahaaaaaa!!"
"This is great!" Duke rewound the tape some and watched it again. "Aww, we gotta go get somebody else!"
"Yeah!" Tristan grabbed the camera back and pointed to the nearest door. "There's Kaiba's room, wanna check it out?"
"You bet!" Duke grinned mischievously and moved towards the door.
What will they find in Kaiba's room???! Stay tuned for the next episode of Hidden Camera, hosted by Tristan and Duke!!!
Special thanks to my big sister, who actually came up with the idea (despite her hatred of the series) and wrote quite a bit of it.
Review, please!! ^_^