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Jeshi: Okay, this is what happens when I drink a LOT of rootbeer @_@

Bakura: O_O You have been warned…and she doesn't own yugioh still…(- - Look! I am partially spelling it right XD)

Jeshi: YEAH! O_o But I own the 'sue!!

Bakura: @_@ and THAT is what makes us Egyptians (plus the canon character's creator) turn in our graves/tombs/little boxes that stand up.

Jeshi: o_o Even your creator?

Bakura: ::cough cough:: -_-; Uh… no. He just curls up in a corner and cries pitifully for days because of the outrageous amount of 'sue-authors.

Jeshi: @_@ Yeah. =D That's why I'm here. I make fun of them.

Bakura: @_@ Thank Ra… though you have the penname that a typical 'sue-author WOULD have.

Jeshi: _ Don't get stereotypical on me.

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Yugi decided to go to school one day. He went to school and saw the biggest bitch in the world. Her name was Anzu. Then he ran into the other stupid bitch - Shizuka.

'God I hate her, they are such bimbos…' Yugi thought. (oh did I mention that italics mean that they are thinking?)

"Hey, yUgi, what are you doing?" Jonouchi came up to him.(oOOPS! I forgot I had the italics on!! ^_^ LOL!!!!!!!!!!!1)

" I am going to school, come on B4 were late!" "yeh i dont want the teacher after my homework again."

then they left and they went into the school and (and then i burneded downthe stupid ugily bichtes Anzu and Serenity!!!1god they are anoying~!!)

they went to class early.

the bell rang and everyone took their seats.

"okay clas swe have a new student, she is an exchange student from anartica an she likes warm weather" the teacher said adjusting her glasses. he opened the door and she came inside and yugi fell in love!!! (AWW HOW KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

she wa the most beautiful girl yUgi had ever saw. she had long blonde flowy hair that went down to her toes, above her ankles, and that had floated softly in the softly blowing wind that was blowing softly into the classroom. And her eyes seemed to change colour and gave a very mystic feeling like he was being watched he could not take his I's away from her because she was so beautful and he sore his heart stopped beating just to take in every image of her. she was wearing a black spagetti string tanktop that showed her clevage and she had a short leather skirt on with black high heels that were really big and she walked very gracefully to her seat that she chose beside yugi. She winked at him and sat down, her hair flowing softly in the softly blowing wind. Her eyes today were a deep sparkling violet that danced in the sunlight.

"So" the teacher said, "what is your name and where did you come from?"

" my name is Emezeraeld Diamendrush and I come from antarctica. I like warm weather and i am very happy to be here today," she answered and flicked her hair. yugi started staring again.

"Oh, well that is nice, now let us begin with today's lesson." sayd the teacher and she began teaching again the math lesson.

"Hi my name is Emezeraeld," Emezeraeld said to Yugi and held her hand out to him. he gulped oh god she is talking to me what do I say? "hi my name is yugi mootoo" he answerd and shook her hand.

"yeah, see I know you have a millenium puzzle and i wanted to let you know that i have one too it is the eigth millenium item and it is very powerful more powerful than the puzzle come after school to see it."

So then after school everyone went to see her.

"I don't like her, Yugi, she's so much prettier than us." Anzu said like the bitch she was. Mai nodded.

"Yeah, did you see how she was looking at me? She was acting like I was some kind of slut or something."

"taht's because you are," came Emezeraeld's voice behind them. They all turned and there she was. Mai glared, then stomped and left in her barbie heels.(AHAHAHA TAKE THAT BITCHHAHAHAHAALOL~~!!)

Emezeraeld PULLED (oops i had the caps lock on toooo!!!lolo9olol9ol9lol) out a jewel that sparkled in gold and held it out, it was on a chain that hung around her neck.

"See, my parents would beat me and my grandmother gave me this jewel on the chain and said it was very powerful and that i was supposed to find my brother before someone named marik took over the world and i don't know what to do or where to find him!!!!!!" she then started crying.

"Haha, the 'sue's a baby!!" Jonouchi laughed hysterically. Emezeraeld stopped crying and punched him in the stomach and sent him flying.

"dont talk to tme like thAT!!!!! i'll beat you up if you do that again!!!!!!!~!" she yelled really loudly.

oh she's strong thought joey. they all looked back at her and she continued.

"and i dont no where ill find my brother" she said. (a/n: @_@ and then the author could not take any more of this, so then she just started using evil 'sue talk for when the 'sue speaks, rather than destroy EVERYONE'S brains!!)

And then yami came out and said, "Emezeraeld! where have you been?' she gasped hugged him.

"oh brother, there you are brother yami!!!!!!~~!~~" and she cried happy. And then everyone said "wtf?!" because they had no idea what in the bloody hell was going on!! =D

"Yugi, this is my sister, Emezeraeld. We were separated a long time ago and I never saw her again. She was sent to another home where they beat her and she died, but this is her reincarnation of her. Oh Emezeraeld, I missed you so much!" Yami said again and hugged Emezeraeld, who did the same.

"What the hell!? This is stupid, and it makes no sense, and the author is tanked up on freakin' rootbeer and animal cookies, and yet she's allowed to use the damn keyboard, let alone know how to still use it?!" Otogi yelled. But then he stopped and admires Emezeraeld. She was so beautiful, and he fell in love with her.

And then Seto came by and he fell in love with Emezeraeld as well because he has to because she is a sue and everyone knows that ALL of the most wanted of bishonen fall in love with the damn 'sue!!!~oneity!

And Emezeraeld fell madly in love with him right away too because he was tall and tall.

And then Yugi got jealous because all the guys wanted her but she didn't want him but he did but she wanted Seto and Seto wanted her SO badly and we can't get into any more detail because this is rated PG-13 but if the author would be daring to she could change it to R and we could have a little sex scene going on within the first four freakin' chapters 'cause that's what 'sue authors do, right?! "PURE AND INNOCENT" SOULS, MY ASS.

And then before anyone else could do anything, a bunch of rare hunters came and kidnapped her and then they ran away with a note saying "if you want to see her again come bury money under a caramel tree filled with roses drenched in salad."

"EMEZERAELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" Yami yelled angrily. And everyone else decided to help him go look for her, but then they shot Tea and then Anzu came back and they ate her and then buried her guts in the sand.

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Jeshi: *sigh* Okies. Just so no one gets the wrong idea:

1.) Yes, I know Serenity/ Shizuka do not go to the same school as them, along with Mai (as far as I know, Mai doesn't even go to school O_o wasn't she like...23 years old or something?)
2.) NO.. I am NOT bashing Anzu or Shizuka XD I am bashing 'sue authors who like to bash them.
3.) Yes, I know I switched from Japanese to English names, and that my 'sue's name is IMPOSSIBLE to pronounce (@_@ I keep forgetting how to spell it even..) not to mention all the other grammatical and spelling errors XD o_o oh god...so many misspelled words!! NOOO!!! T_T

Emezereald: NO, DONT LIKE TEA! SHES A BTICH AND DESERVES TO DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HER!!!!!!!!!

Bakura and Jeshi: O_O....AHHH!!

Bakura: JESHI, KILL IT!! o_o

Jeshi: Right away!! *pulls out shotgun and pulls trigger, only to find that nothing happens* o.o..uhoh..ACK!!

Emezereald: FINE THEN IM GOING TO UNLESAH MY SPESHEL HIDEN POWER THAT HAS BEEN LOCKED AWAY FOR YERAS INSIDE OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 *does a Kamehameha*

Bakura and Jeshi: o_o ACK!!

Bakura: SHOOT IT, JESHI!! SHOOT IT!!!
Jeshi: T_T I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING!! It's not working!!

Bakura: You gave it Super Saiyan powers?!

Jeshi: T_T It wasn't me!! She obtained them on her own, the evil demon!

Bakura: AH!! RA, KILL ME NOW AGAIN, PLEASE!! T_T

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