[CUT TO: INT. — PEPSI CENTER— BOX SEATS]

[Cerasi is holding a pair of binoculars, she can see into the player's benches below.]

JOHN: (Over her shoulder) What do you see?

[CUT TO: — POV: CERASI]

[Inside the classic over lapping circles we can see that Cerasi is staring into the Avalanche player's bench. She is eyeing Paul Kariya.]

CERASI: Mmm… eye candy.

JOHN: Wha-…? Oh for God's sake, Cerasi, stop ogling the hockey players!

KRISTI: I want to ogle some hockey players!

MONICA: Me too!

SCULLY: Me three!

CASSIE: Is Nick Stokes a hockey player?

ALL: NO!

CASSIE: Oh. (Sad)

[CUT TO: INT. — PEPSI CENTER— CAPITALS LOCKER ROOM]

KRYCEK: (To Coach, sad) So I guess this means that… I don't get to play anymore, huh?

COACH: Yes, thank God.

KRYCEK: But you know, there's really nothing like it…

[Mulder, who is writing the name of his new Super Buddy into his Super Buddies notebook, looks up.]

MULDER: Nothing like what, Sasha?

KRYCEK: Like… flying down that ice… the cold, crisp wind in your hair… the slide of your skates on the ice…

MULDER: (Mumbling) … crazy Swiss goalies…

KRYCEK: … hearing the crowd cheer for you and your team…

COACH: They were only cheering because they knew that a dumbass Caps player was about to score for their team.

KRYCEK: Must you dump on everything I do?

[TIME CUT: After the game]

[INT. — PEPSI CENTER]

[Our gang is heading for the doors. The game is over, the Av's have won over the Caps 2-1.]

BRAD: I'm surprised that the Avalanche credited their first goal to you, Krycek.

DOGGETT: Me too.

KRYCEK: Yeah, but I learned something tonight.

MULDER: LOOK EVERYONE! PATRICK ROY!

[All the heads turn in all different directions at once.]

EVERYONE: WHERE?!

[Mulder points up at a huge piece of hanging art attached by big cables. The art is a goaltender and a basketball player.]

CERASI: Dude, that's not Patrick Roy.

MULDER: Yes, it is!

CERASI: No, it's not!

MULDER: Yes, it is!

CERASI: No, it's not!

MULDER: Yes, it is!

CERASI: No, it's not!

MULDER: Yes, it is!

CERASI: Fine, it's Patrick Roy.

MULDER: See? Told you! (Sticks out his tongue)

KRISTI: Well, what did you learn, Krycek?

KRYCEK: I learned that… you should always be yourself, you shouldn't try to be someone you're not.

CERASI: Here, here!

MONICA: I'm really hungry, I saw a bar and grill across the street.

SCULLY: LAST ONE THERE IS… a… DIRTY AVALANCHE FAN!

[Everyone bolts for the doors, except Cerasi, who's proud of being a dirty Avalanche fan. She smirks as she takes her time getting to the door.]

FADE OUT…

THE END

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[Specical thanks to Jeremy, my bro, for the help with Aebi the Swiss Miss, (lol!)]