A/N: Hi all! Before you start I wanna say, this is my first Yami no Matsuei fanfic and I'm really excited. ^^ I love YnM so much, but my muses weren't working so I didn't have an idea, but know I do so enjoy!

Also, this was written during most of study hall and begining of French today. ^^;; My muse was bugging me last night with this thought, so I couldn't sleep and had to write it. _ I showed it to all my friends who liked shounen ai and they all thought it was cute!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yami no Matsuei. I also gave up right to Hisoka in exchange for Subaru-kun. ^^ YnM is Matsushita-sensei's! Please don't sue!

Warning: Fluff! Lots and lots of fluff! And yaoi. Well, more like shounen ai, but that's okay. ^^



ALL CAPS=emphasis (no, that's not related to empathy. ^^;;)


Better Than Chocolate


Kurosaki Hisoka was annoyed.

'Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!' he told himself as he repeatedly banged his head against his work desk. 'WHY did you buy him that stupid chocolate bar?!'

Next to him, Tsuzuki Asato, his partner, was rambling about how much he LOVED chocolate and payed no attention to Hisoka's attempts at self multilation.

"...and the way it tastes and melts in your mouth is just to die for! I mean, how can you NOT love chocolate?"

Tsuzuki paused for a second. Hisoka was just about to answer when Tsuzuki cut him off and continued his rant.

"It just HAS to be one of mankind's best creations! I even love just saying the word! Chocolate is so perfect it every way!"

Hisoka flushed. Was he... possibly JEALOUS of a chocolate bar...?

"It's so sweet and chewy and gooey and sticky and I just love it! There should be a national holiday to celebrate chocolate! Everyone should..."

"Tsuzuki! Shut up!"

The violet-eyed shinigami stopped in the middle of his sentence.

"If you love chocolate so much, then why don't you marry that stupid chocolate bar?!" Hisoka screamed.

As soon as the words left his mouth, Hisoka's hand clasped is mouth. The younger boy sat there looking like a tomato while his partner cast his a curious look.

Suddenly, Tsuzuki gave him a bright smile that lingered on the edge of suspicious.

"Mou, but Hisoka!" Tsuzuki's cheery voice started. "There are so many other things that I love! Like ice cream... and cookies... and cake..."

With each item listed, Tsuzuki's face inched close to Hisoka's. The poor boy seemed to turn even redder, if that was even possible.

"But there's one thing that I love more than all of them combined. One thing that's sweeter than any chocolate..."

Tsuzuki's face was barely an inch away from Hisoka's by that time.

"Hn...?" was the only half-intelligible thing that the green-eyed youth's brain could come up with.


And with that, Tsuzuki leaned in without giving Hisoka any time to react or even think about what he said and gave Hisoka and thorough kiss. A VERY thorough kiss.

And without a doubt, Hisoka was indeed sweeter than any chocolate Tsuzuki ever had.


A/N: Done! Yay. ^^ I hope you liked it. It's very short. _ Anyway, I'm feeling better now because I just did something really stupid today: put the wrong email when I registered my domain name. X_X Anyway, I hope it gets cleared up and writing this certainly helped.

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