Disclaimer: I own nothing, not even those rotten tomatoes(hee! Toh-mah-toes!!) that you are going to throw at me for being late…I'm sorry, truly I am!

I was…lets just say, grounded from the phone and computer, the TV doesn't mean much because we only get 13 stations and 4 of them are government-BORING!!

            My sister figured out that we can get QVC, FUSE, and MTV2 when we turn the VCR on, but those ones get annoying real fast!

Anyhoo, I'm really sorry about being late, this is the last chapter of TP-MS, then I will not be posting for a while, I'll be vacationing in the Mountains, Appalachians!  If anyone can beta-read a naval story, please tell me!

I guess I'd better hurry up with the chapter :::dodges cucumber::: YUMMY!  AND KEEP THE DEER FROM EATING MINE!  VOTE KERRY AND EDWARDS!  He's a good senator, I should know wink

Miss Piratess: YUP!  It is real Flan, made from an old Key West recipe book!  My ancestors were pirates!!  YAY!!  runs around on Espresso hype THANKS FOR REVIEWING!  ORLANDO IS EVIL!!  Thanks 4 being my 100th reviewer!!  AS for the "Surfer Gurl" thing, I do live on the beach and nothing is worse than lying and saying you surf.  It should have been "Surfer Girl" b/c I know lotsa ppl who surf and are nice.  NEVER LIE ABOUT SURFING!!

GoddessoftheStarz: Yes…we say goodbye now…sniffle  CALADRIA?!!

Queen Sarabi: yeah.  It had little claw thingies on the bottom!

Ryou-is-mine: Plus and Minus!  CUTE!!  Erm…Bubbles…he…kicked the bucket, Thomas is dead too(One of my sister's fish) Marc is on the way out.

I'm really sorry to say that Bubbles is dead…we are going to miss him terribly, but he loved everyone who said hi…sniffle

Janna Hawkins:  10 minutes??!!  That suxs!  At least you get to get on the computadora! 

AlexRyder: Dominic Monaghan, I'm really not sure how it's spelled!  Him and BILLY BOYD pool of drool appears on the keyboard heh heh!  stupid grin  I did write another fic like this, Corina is trying to make me update, BAND TRIP, it has Jim Hawkins in it, Sherri though it was funny!

treasure-planet gurl: Yes, I will be writing another fic, it wont be TP though, It's going to be a Harry Potter fic with Americans invading, probably Invasion Americana will be the title. 


17-well, my title was stolen(used) by Grab-bag and I was going to do the ending almost exactly like hers, so here it is-mwaha!  The Far Side of the Universe (and a very familiar planet)

            Jen fell off her surfer and onto the heap of gold, breaking her bum.  She got better relatively quickly, it was actually only three seconds…she was a very strange human.  When she got up, everybody was happy!  Amelia was singing the Goldfish© jingle and Delbert was trying to dance to disco music that had appeared from thin air. 

B.E.N., being the readily crazy robot that he was, jumped up and gave Jen a hug; she of course, pulled out his memory circuit again so that he forgot who he was.  He was a little saner that way!

She looked around the deck, nothing strange; a few pirates attempting to get away unsuccessfully, the little office assistant Links was purring and holding a big red and white sign that said, "AND WHAT ABOUT SILVER??"  Yup, just normal stuff.

The girl sighed, "Just one more chapter and we will be free of author influence!"  Jen ambled slowly down the stairs into the cargo hold where the longboat was currently tied.

"We gotta make tracks Morphy!"

Jen sniggered, "You never do you? You big fat Greek cyborg!"

Silver grinned and retied the rope he had been loosening, "Actually, I was just making sure that our last longboat was safe and…" he tied a slipknot, "…secure!"

Jen looked at it for a second and quickly made pulled the rope.  It fell into a long strand and she quickly made two clove knots.

Silver laughed, "I taught you too well."

"I learned that from a book!  Teachers are useless!"

"Sheesh!  Sorry!  Now, If you don't mind, we'd rather not imprison little Morphy, free spirit, ya know.  Aw, c'mon!  Don't make me say all the touchy feely crap!!"

Jen rolled her eyes, "And let me guess, you want me to come along?"

"NO!  I mean…sure, we would love to kill-have you."

"No, I think I'll stay.  Keep my sanity and health."

"YES!  I mean, I probably should keep an eye on you, so take my little pet, he's housetrained, well, you get to teach him how to use the bathroom!"

"Er, sure."

The little blob circled around Jen's head and Silver quickly shoved out into space, speeding away as fast as he could while Jen and Morph watched and cheered.

The next day, Sarah Hawkins went to the spaceport to await the return of her daughter.  As she searched, she felt a hand grab her shoulder and turned to see…the dirtiest person ever.

"Hi mom, I'm home."


Jen was disowned the next day because her mother was deeply frightened of her.  She went into a bar the next day and met CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow and they fell in love, soon becoming the fiercest pirates ever known.  Silver was never found, but most people thought that he went back to Pluto to brood. 

After they became filthy rich, Jack and Jen, now married, retired to a developing planet called Earth to live out the rest of their lives as "Sea Pirates" facing the British Navy.  They enjoyed using secret engines to make it seem like their ships were flying and scared the hejebees out of the Cajuns.

The author told them not to get comfy though because she WAS contemplating writing a POTC fic and this might be a good place to do it.

This is the end, thank you everybody and please review!  Sequel/no sequel.  THANKEE!!  Remember, your vote DOES make a difference!