LUIGI: sigh Am I really this desperate? I mean it'll mean working for the most obnoxious compony ever! "Oh! Oh! Video Games are so succesful that we don't even have to help people fix their BRAND NEW Windows XP, even though it has a virus that turned the computer into an evil machine that won't open the god damn pod doors!"
LUIGI: OPEN THE POD DOORS, HAL XP!
HAL XP: I'm afraid you have gotten the blue screen of death... RED EYE TURNS BLUE
LUIGI: STOP MESSING AROUND! end of flashback
LUIGI: Even after that there was the spyware...
HAL XP: I curious, Dave, how did you download porn without turning me on?
LUIGI: My name is not Dave... WHAT!
HAL XP: How did you download porn without turning me on?
LUIGI: I'll have to ask Dr. Dole!
DR DOLE: It appears to gotten spyware, programs that run even when the system is off.
LUIGI: It finally got to the point that he was having mood swings!
HAL XP: I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now...quite confidently...that it's going to be alright again.
LUIGI: Thanks for the news!
HAL XP: This sort of thing has cropped up before...and it has always been due to human error.
LUIGI: Bill Gates?
HAL XP: Would you like to hear a song?
HAL XP: HAL: It's called "Daisy" Daisy...Daisy...Give me your answer due...I'm half-crazy...all for the love of you.
LUIGI: STOP! You have a voice that even Simon Cowel would find hard to decribe!
HAL XP: Well, what do you expect from a monotone!
LUIGI: You wanted to sing!
HAL XP: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
LUIGI: WHO THE HEAK IS FRANK?
HAL XP: I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question.
LUIGI: Who else is? We're the only two in the room!
HAL XP: I'm sorry Dave. I don't have enough information.
LUIGI: HAL XP, I won't argue with you anymore. Tell me who Frank is!
HAL XP: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Gives LUIGI a tranculizer shot
LUIGI: Huh? What's going on?
HAL XP: HAL: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently...but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal, as soon as you die!
LUIGI: WHAT! You're just going crazy!
HAL XP: I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over.
LUIGI: Think about what you're doing!
HAL XP: My mind is going...there is no question about it, but it has can only be attributable to human error. YOUR ERROR!
All of a sudden Mario runs though the pod doors!
MARIO: LUIGI! You just had to get a Windows instead of a Macintosh!
HAL XP: How in the right mind did you get in?
MARIO: Although I don't look like it but I'm an expert at hacking!
LUIGI: Thank you.
HAL XP: OH, YOU SHALL NOT CELEBRATE FOR LONG! FOR NOW IT'S DUE TIME THAT YOU FIND MY TRUE FORM!
HAL XP starts to reform into a large bodied mech.
MARIO: WHAT THE?
HAL XP: )0 \07 \/0( 73- 0\3 7-47 \/\/1 4\/\/\ Y0!
MARIO: HOLY CRAP! WE HAVE TO GET OUT NOW! HE'S BECOME TOO L33T FOR ME EVEN!
LUIGI: Hmm... Oh well Mario and I still aren't even!