OotPs ...I did it again

A/N: This is our first and probably only songfic, inspired by copious amounts of sugar and a terrible sense of humour. As the masters of pun, we observed that Oops and OotP are quite similar, and thus OotP… was born. It is SS singing to HP, and set during Sirius Trouble, in the two weeks that were otherwise missing. It's PWAP babies. No not PWP. No sex at all, but if the thought of Snape in red PVC disturbs you, congratulations, you have a clean bill of mental health. It'll never go away you know. You're doomed to an eternity of PVC clad potions. Mwahahahaha

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think I did it again
I made you believe we'll never be friends
Oh Harry
It might seem like a plot device
But it doesn't mean that I'm Sirius
'Cause to harm all my students
That is just so typically me
Oh Harry, Harry


OotP!...I did it again
I picked the wrong side, a long time ago
Oh Harry baby
OotP!...You think I'm a git
That I'm not worth your spit
I'm just that Slytherin

You see my problem is this
I'm possessed by your bloody godfather
Wishing that heroes, they'd truly bugger off
I snarl, counting the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to hang out with Malfoy
That is just so typically me
Harry, oh

OotP!...I did it again
I picked the wrong side, a long time ago
Oh Harry baby
OotP!...You think I'm a git
That I'm not worth your spit
I'm just that Slytherin

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All aboard"
"Harry, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, he's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought he fell through the veil in the end?"
"Well Harry, I went back and got him for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

"Fine." Shove

Oops!...I did it again to your godfather
Got lost in the game, oh Harry
OotP!...You think that I'm sent to help -
I'm not that innocent

Sirius woke up, sweaty and more than a little afraid. Even tap dancing badgers were better than this nonsensical rehash of book 5 in the style of Britney. He had to admit, although only to himself, Snape didn't look all that bad in PVC… That was one secret he was prepared to take to the grave. Unfortunately, we have no intention of doing so.