Disclaimer:Yeah still dont own Johnny.....an also I HAVE ESCAPED HELL!Just to write this sequel. Also if you havent read THE PANTS give Johnny luck then read that come back here read this and walla! You just spent 10-40 minutes! If you just wanna read this one without reading the first one okay they are gonna make about the same amount of sense (None!) so ENJOY!

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(The plane flights delay):Johnny had to go to the bathroom but couldnt get up seeing as how if he did he would tinkle in his pants.(Ever had one of those moments?)

"Oh god!Sweet mother of Jesus and the virgin Mary!!!!!"

As he said that all the people looked at him.

"WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!"

"Hey freako!"

''Yeah hey FREAKO!"

"Heh okay people but stop being mean and wacky towards this man."

{Johnny glares angerily}

''Eh?WHAT WAS THAT LAST PART!?"

"Uh oh my um I said quit being so *Gulps* mean and um wacky."

{Johnny pulls out knives}

"YOU LITTLE PUNK!"

"I am sorry I will never say wacky again!!!"

"Its too late sir you have said it about three times already and that is not acceptable!"

"So what he said ''Wacky'' whats the big friggin deal bitch?"

{Kills that one guy then kills the other}

Squee then starts to awaken and Johnny sits down without Todd noticing and sits there while everybody glares at the corpses and stare frightened at Johnny who is sitting there doing a pee-pee dance in his seat.

"Must get to BATHROOM!!"

(Devi's trip):"Why?"

"Because we need to go!"

"B-BUT DAD!"

"No b-buts we are going too New York!''

Devi storms off 'Damnit! Why do I still listen too my parents?'Tenna jumps in front of her and scares her.

"GODDAMNIT TENNA!"

"Sorry I heard you were going to the apple place."

{Devi glances around}

"Um Yeah...."

"Can I come?"

"No."

{Tenna pulls out Spooky}

"Spooky wants to go!"

"Screw Spooky!"

"He didnt hear that!"

"Okay then *Snatches Spooky and holds it to her mouth*SCREW YOU SPOOKY!!"

"He's deaf!"

"Oh that explains a lot!"

"Yeah but he is also blind!"

"Um okayyyyy....."

{Devi runs off with Spooky}

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

{Devi throws Spooky off a bridge}

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"Damn I am sorry Tenna I thought he could fly!"

"N-No he g-got his wings clipped THATS WHY HE DOESNT HAVE WINGS!!!!!!"

(A short lil Noodle Boy thingy):"AYE THEE PIGGYS BE FLYIN MC FLOOFILGINS!!!!"

"He mister Noodley person why are you so stoopid?"

"AH JIMMY ME LAD YE WOULDNT KNOW WHERE PALLO BE?"

"Um no my name is Sir Neon...."

"OH MY GOD ITS THE CHOSEN ONE NEO EVERYBODY FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT!!!!!!"

"Okay.....{A rabbit runs by its white}GASP!"

"AH SEE ME BOY? FOLLOW IT AND THEE SHALL FIND JERENITY!"

"Isnt it Serenity? Or something?"

"UM......No."

"Weeeeelllll nice talking with you."

{Hillbillys shoot HNB}

"AH SEE ME GOOD SIR YOUNG JIMMY DOES CARE SEE MCFGRIGGOWIRE?"

(Riiiight thats the end of C.1)That was short and kinda unbearable but its a bloody sequel and also I will update soon.....

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Go too www.konoblemen.net its based on the 12th century and of course you can kill people!