Sam's Chowda

Sam poured the huge ladle of chowda into his bowl and sucked it up out of the bowl with his mouth.

Frodo came in. "Can I have some of that tasty soup, Sam?" said Frodo. Sam slit his throat.

Sam danced all night and then died from food poisoning.

An orc came the next day and took his body away.

Legolas wept alone in the woods.

The end.