All she could remember was a loud scream followed by one of her own.

And then darkness. Time passed her unaware.

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The first thing she knew, was that it was completely dark, and that a funny smell was tickling her nostrils. Taking a moment to gather her thoughts, the ones that hadn't stirred in all the time she'd been unconscious, and realized that it was dark because her eyes were closed. She inhaled deeply, trying to place the smell. Suddenly she realized what that repulsive stench was and her eyes flew open in shock and surprise. With the sudden flood of light to her desensitized eyes, all she could see was a bright blur that shone down on a figure leaning over her. The way each particle of light seemed to originate from the dark outline made one's mind think of angels and miracles.

But Starhopper knew she wasn't in heaven.

"Jaken!" she croaked with a voice that was cracked from days of unuse. "What are you doing here?!"

"My love!" Jaken proclaimed in what he thought was a suitably romantic and excited tone. The sound came out more like a sick cow trying to sing an aria. "You've finally awoken!"

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Sooooo, okay, you could be saying. Gatogirl1's finally cracked. Naaaah! I found a whole bunch of my old writings and decided to post them. I'd left them on my home computer, but since I'm always on my laptop at school...I sorta forgot about them all. Won't be offended if you don't review; I just wanted to put this crazy little ongoing fic up. I started this one for my dearest amiga Starhopper, in part to make up for all those lost years of friendship. For all those who don't know, Starhopper is a sweet, celestial, and ever-so-beautiful frog...who once spied by the hideous Jaken has been running for her life(and innocence?? @_@) ever since. Hooray for us frog and cow sistas! ^_^

Oh yes. I can't own Inuyasha; why would I want to own Jaken?

-gatogirl1