Disclaimer: I do not own FRIENDS… although I wish I owned Matthew Perry. That'd be very nice. J

What's a Break Again?

I got dressed up, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
I started down the stairs but she didn't see
But took her date and turned to leave


And that's the first time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 17
And are still more amused by dinosaurs
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say that I've gone insane
What's a break again?

Then later on, years later
I got the nerve to finally date her
And then we had a fight
And then we took a break
And then I slept with someone else


And that's about the time that chick hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 30
And still hang out with Ugly Naked Guy
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say that I've gone insane
What's a break again?

And that's about the time that she broke up with me
I never thought she'd take it seriously
And then she moved in with my best friend
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say that I've gone insane
What's a break again?
What's a break again?


That's about the time Emma spit up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 33
And still in love with the same old girl
Maybe something's wrong with me

I never want to lose her again
What's a break again?
What's a break again?

What's a break again?