-Disclaimer I do not own any of these characters, actresses, songs, phrases, or any other things I did not create on my own.

This story starts out in the feudal era of Japan. Inuyasha is the gay one who wishes to be a girl, Kagome is the village idiot but seems normal, Miroku is a pervert, and Sango and Shippo are somewhat normal. I am normal but not really so we start off and Inuyasha is stealing my bras again.

Me: Inuyasha give those back!

Inuyasha: But they look so beautiful on me

Me: YOU DON'T HAVE BOOBS!

Inuyasha: That could change they have plastic surgery in Tokyo don't they?

Me: Even if they did........

Inuyasha: see they do ha!

Kagome: SIT!

Inuyasha falls to the floor

Kagome laughs manically

Both Kagome and I take off our shirts

Kagome: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

Me: Inuyasha has a flat chest!

Kagome: There he stands in awe!

Me: Singing I WANT PLASTIC SURGERY!

Inuyasha: SHUT UP!

Sango and Shippo walk in

Sango: What's going on here?

Shippo: Yeah, what is going on?

Me: Just singing to Inuyasha sticks out tongue

Miroku walks in

Miroku: HUBBA HUBBA!

Me: slaps Miroku in the face stop looking at me you pervert!

Kagome: I Still have a lovely bunch of coconuts, some may say I am a slut but I like when the guys touch my butt.

I walk out

Me: good god when will it end I'm going home.

Jumps into well

Me: ALYSSA MILANO! Wtf??

Alyssa: Hey Yoshimi!

Me: Uh what are you doing here?

Alyssa: Anime is all the rage and I need better rating so here I am

Me: ok fine lets go

Alyssa: HIPPEE KI-A!

Both jump in well

Alyssa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S A DOG BOY!

Me: That's just Inuyasha

Inuyasha: Humph my name isn't Inuyasha any more, its LaShawnda