Those Obnoxious Batteries

a Spamfic by Dot


"You've got to help us! They've got Princess Lum hooked up to the


"No, way!"

"Please, Miss Shinobu! You and Sir Ataru are the best hackers in the


"I may be good, but I'm not stupid...wait, did you say Princess?"

"Yes, Princess Lum, of the Oni. This is her picture."

*snatch* "No! He's not going. Isn't that right, Ataru? Ataru?!?"

*snatch, stare, drool* "Take me to her. Now."


Anybody up to writing an EVA/Matrix crossover? :)