Disclaimer: The characters belong to JKR, not to me, so does Hogwarts, I don't own anything except the stuff that's crap. Don't sue me because I'm not pretending to own this stuff.

Also, sorry Roguemessenger for stealing your line: "Malfoy's voice was full of contempt. "Potter," he sneered." I didn't realize I'd copied it cuz my heads just full of dead flies and fluff. Also thanks to Slush for pointing out that I'd stolen it.

So anyhoo.... This is chapter 3, and Schmitz (history teacher who is a nazi, a homophobe, and a pedophile) seriously needs to die cuz it's his fault I don't have time to write slash. Hope you enjoy!


Harry and Draco walked along the deserted corridor, hidden by Harry's invisibility cloak. They passed a statue of Boris the Bewildered, and Draco muttered a password. The wall slid open, revealing a room that Harry remembered from the previous year.

"The prefects' bathroom?"

Draco smiled. "I usually don't bother coming all the way up here. I take showers in the Slytherin bathrooms since I don't feel like walking all the way up from the dungeons. But I can't take you to the dungeons, now can I?"

Harry laughed. "That would be.... awkward."

"Tonight is for us, Harry," Draco whispered in his ear.

Then Draco was kissing him again, and it was pure heaven. Harry tentatively brushed his tongue along Draco's bottom lip. Draco opened his mouth and Harry's tongue tasted, explored, and caressed the other boy's mouth.

Draco and Harry slid to the floor, locked in an embrace, kissing each other desperately. Harry moaned with pleasure. He wanted only one thing at this moment and that was Draco. He boldly pulled Draco's t-shirt up and slipped it easily over his lover's head. Too desperate to bother asking permission, he undid Draco's fly and within seconds he had stripped the other boy down to his boxers. Draco was undressing Harry now, and before long they were both naked. Harry stared at the sexy body in front of him, taking in the beauty of Draco's toned stomach, his muscular arms, and, of course that part of him that Harry hoped to have inside of him before the night was over.

Harry launched himself at the naked man in front of him, kissing Draco full on the mouth, feeling skin on skin. Their erections rubbed against each other and they both moaned.

Draco pulled Harry with him as he walked over to the huge, swimming pool- sized bathtub in the center of the room. There were faucets all around the tub, each with a different jewel set in the handle. Draco turned the handle with a large, diamond-like gem and hot water streamed out, filling the room with steam.

"Well then, what shall we do while we wait for the tub to fill up?" Draco asked.

"Well there's a dilemma," said Harry.

And they were rolling around on the floor, grunting and moaning. The tub was nearly overflowing when they finally remembered it.

The bathroom was full of thick steam. Harry stuck his foot in the water. It took him a second to get used to the heat before he lowered himself all the way into the tub.

"Just a second," Draco said. Harry closed his eyes and enjoyed the warm water as Draco went rummaging through a pile of towels in the corner.

Harry played with the different faucets, which, he remembered from his previous experience in the prefects' bathroom, spewed out a myriad of different types of bubbles. The first faucet he tried was thick white foam. He leaned back against the edge of the tub and let it pour over his back and shoulders. When the bathtub was very nearly overflowing with bubbles, he turned off that faucet and tried another one. He was instantly surrounded in little pink heart-shaped bubbles.

Harry heard a soft splash as Draco slid into the tub beside him. The other boy pressed a glass into his slightly sweaty hand.

"Champagne?" Harry said. "You certainly are prepared."

"Yup," Draco said.

"Trying to get me drunk so you can do unspeakable things to me?" Harry teased.

"Maybe I am," Draco said, grinning.

"You do know that I'd fuck you in the blink of an eye while sober, right, Draco?"

"Well that's good to know." Draco held up his glass. "To love."

"And sex," Harry added.

Harry felt the alcohol coursing through his veins after he drank. He suddenly wanted Draco even more.

"Um, Harry, what's with all the bubbles?" Draco asked. "Just wondering."

Harry turned the faucet from whence the bubbles had come. "Like them?" he asked casually.

"I think they're kind of sweet, actually," Draco replied thoughtfully, contemplating one of the heart-shaped bubbles. "God.... I sound like a gay guy."

Harry spluttered, spraying Draco with champagne. "Might I remind you, Prince of Slytherin, that you happen to be sitting naked in a bathtub with another man, surrounded by pink heart-shaped bubbles, drinking champagne? Sounds just a little gay to me."

Draco giggled. "Well, you're just as gay as I am, 'The Boy-Who-Lived!'"

Harry slid his arm around Draco's shoulders. He pulled the Slytherin closer to him and kissed the other boy on the cheek.

"I think I sort of enjoy being gay with you, Draco," he whispered.

Draco gently kissed Harry. Their lips parted and their tongues playfully twisted around each other.

Draco buried his hands in Harry's damp hair as Harry's hands moved slowly over his back. Draco pushed Harry up against the side of the tub, still kissing him passionately. Harry moaned in ecstasy. He desparately wanted to be on top of Draco, but the bathtub was too deep for that kind of thing.

When they finally pulled apart, they were both breathing heavily. Draco's deep silver eyes were shining with emotion that Harry had never seen there before.

"I liked that, Harry," Draco said when he got his breath back. "You're a really good kisser, you know."

"You want some more?" Harry said teasingly.

"You know what I want right now," Draco said.

"Not so fast, Draco. We haven't finished our bath. Let's have some more champagne."

They raised their glasses to their lips and drank. Harry suddenly regretted having told Draco "not so fast."

His hand strayed down to Draco's crotch and he gently touched him. Draco moaned. Harry continued to stroke the other boy steadily. Draco was about to reach his peak when they heard the door creak open slowly.

"Shit!" Harry said. Draco opened his eyes and saw a figure walking across the bathroom towards them. He felt Harry's arm across his shoulders and he barely had time to take a breath as Harry pulled him under the water.


*hugz* To the Reviewers:

Yuranda: Thanx so much for your review! I didn't think my crappy little story would get any reviews :-P I'm glad you like it :-)

Mystikal M3ntalnezz: Thanx! It's nice to know that people read the crap i write lol. Hope you liked chapter 3!

miss-peake: Congratulations you get the 3rd reviewer grand prize!!! Thanx for reviewing and yes I hope to have a lot more chapters.... I know what's happening up to chapter 4, but I don't exactly have a plot worked out yet lol.

MEMEMEMEMEME!: pesh! plot wa dame desu nee. watashi wa smoochies o kakukoto ga dai suki desu ga, plot o kakukoto ga kirai. hehe YOKATTA for complicated and confusing japanese grammar! hehehe schmizt needs to die.... kellis is on crack (as are we all).... hofucker probly thinks im a sick pervert cuz of the *ahem* note *blushes* u kno, the, "i fucked draco malfoy" note.... thanx for reviewing, have a nice day! and pesh!

Jeff Gary: thank you :-) wouldn't ya just give anything in the world to switch places with Harry?

ParvusVenefica: Draco and Harry are totally cute together and they need to admit that they're in love!!!!!!!!! Thanx for reviewing :-)

Sean: *takes a bow* thank you, thank you very much! ....interesting in a good way or interesting in a bad way? lol

Kellis: lol, sorry about the errors. But coming from someone who insists on using propper grammar and spelling on AIM??? sorry.... i'll try to edit better next time. I possibly have a plot that could work.... for the sequel. lol.

Slush: Is it? Wups. sorry RM.... thanx for pointing that out and thanx for reviewing! anata no kame no shyumi wa tori desu ka?

God: OMG LOL!!!!!!!!! thanx for reviewing, that was the funniest thing i've ever read OMG!!!!!!!!

Jeanette: lol thanx :) Tub scene: finished! Yay! Nils is on crack lol (in a good way)