Small But Deadly Outwits Bigger Is Better
Slogan and recipient courtesy of Rikki K, her review of Chapter 105.
'Hung like a horsefly.'
Rex took one look at the insulting T-shirt his lover had received and promptly burst into loud, raucous laughter.
Weevil was steaming so hot it was a surprise he hadn't spontaneously combusted. "You think that's funny, Raptor!" he sputtered.
It took almost five minutes for Rex to calm down enough to answer, but he finally choked out, "Well, yes. Because you so very much aren't hung like a horsefly, but none of those idiots will ever know." Leering at Weevil's crotch, he finished, "Because you're mine, and I don't share."
Weevil had grown progressively angrier the longer Rex's laughter went on, but his lover's pointed comments caused him to cool down quickly once he realized the humor in the situation. Chuckling softly, he said, "You're right, koi." Sobering, he added, "but that doesn't mean that I'm not going to get those bakas back."
Rex smirked. "I'm with you on that one, babe," he replied. "We'll show them that size does matter – especially when it comes to brains."
Returning Rex's smirk with interest, Weevil said eagerly, ripping the T-shirt in two, "Let the pranking begin!"