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Authors Note: Hello! It is me again! With the final chapter of "What?" for you're entertainment. Yeah…not much actual plot. It's just fluff and humor to wrap things up. I'd better warn you…this chapter is actually pretty long. And…I think that's all I've got to say to you for right now. Read and Review!

Warnings: R. Slash. M-Preg. If you don't like any of that, don't read.

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Chapter 12- Together Again

Harry and Draco attempted to restart their relationship slowly. It didn't work too well considering how impatient they both were. Three months after they decided to give their relationship another try they were on another date by the lake at Hogwarts. They were supposedly star gazing on this cold winter night. In actuality they were locked in a heated kiss.

"I love you Harry," Draco said when they broke apart for air.

"Someone has to," Harry smiled, nuzzling his head against Draco's neck. "But I love you more."

Draco laughed. "Shut up and kiss me again."

Harry obliged eagerly. They rolled around a few times, both getting snow all over them.

"You know Draco dear…its getting a little cold out here. Shall we continue this elsewhere?" Harry asked, seeing Draco's lips starting to turn blue.

"Yeah. How about your room?" Draco agreed suggestively.

"Okay," Harry said standing up and pulling Draco with him.

They walked quickly and soon arrived at the Professor rooms. Harry said the password (I love sexy Draco) and they stepped in. The room was warm and a fire was going. Harry led Draco over to the couch. He stretched out on it and pulled Draco on top of him.

"Aren't we impatient?" Draco asked settling himself on Harry's chest. As soon as he was comfortable, Harry wrapped his arms around Draco and kissed him. Draco kissed back. The kiss itself was slow, sweet and intoxicating. Neither ever wanted it to end, and they were becoming rapidly aroused. The kiss grew in heat and passion until both men were groaning. Finally, Draco broke the kiss and muttered, "Shirt. Off. Now."

Harry pulled off his shirt and threw it on the floor. Moments later Draco's followed it. Harry reversed their positions and began sucking gently on Draco's neck. Draco moaned and wrapped his arms around Harry's neck tightly.

Deleted NC-17 scene. If you want the scene, go to the silver snitch . com for it. If it's past February of 2005 it should be up. Sorry. changed their rating policy!

"That was amazing," Harry said when he regained control of his vocal chords.

"That it was," Draco said with a smirk.

"Draco? What does this mean for us? Are we going to live together? Are we-"

Draco cut him off with a kiss. "I have to talk to Jordan first. But if its okay with her, you're moving in with us."

"Aye-Aye Capitan," Harry agreed with a salute.


"Really?! He wants to move in with us? How soon can he be ready?" Jordan asked excitedly.

"I'll take that as a yes," Draco said with a laugh.

"Hey Jordan! Do you want to go for a father daughter dinner in Hogsmeade?" Harry asked entering the room. "Or we could make it a family trip," he added when he noticed Draco.

Jordan ran over to him and knocked him over with her exuberant hug. "I love you…dad. Lets all go together. Then we can discuss the possibility of a sister for me."

Harry smiled and helped her up while Draco stared at her in disbelief. "You /want/ a sibling?" Draco asked quietly.

"Yeah. It would be cool. But before that, you two have to get married!" Jordan added.

"Married?" Draco and Harry asked at the same time.

"Of course! I'll plan it for you! This is going to be so much fun! And so romantic!" Jordan squealed almost swooning.

"We'll talk about his later. For now, lets get something to eat," Draco filled in quicly.


Jordan was quite persistent throughout the whole family dinner. She wanted two things from them- marriage and a child. When Harry and Draco were finally alone again they decided to take these request seriously and talk them over.

"So…would you marry me if I asked you to?" Harry asked.

"If you wanted to, of course I would," Draco said smiling at Harry and entwining their fingers.

"Good," Harry said getting down on one knee and pulling a small box out of his pocket. "Draco dear, will you marry me?"

Draco's smile could probably have lit up a whole city. "Yes." Then he pulled Harry into a slow passionate kiss. When they broke apart, Harry asked the next question.

"Do you want another child?"

"Lets practice conceiving it," Draco said taking Harry's hand and leading him to the bedroom.


Jordan couldn't have been happier. It was June and finally looking like spring outside. It was also Draco and Harry's wedding day. The wedding and reception was being held at the Weasley's, who strangely welcomed Harry back immediately after he contacted them. Officiating was Ron Weasley, the new and youngest ever minister of magic. They finally got rid of Fudge when they found out that he was a spy eater.

Harry and Draco stood hand in hand before Ron as he rambled on and on about why they were there. Finally, he reached the vows.

"Draco Gene Malfoy, do you take Harry James Potter to be your lawfully wedded husband through sickness, health, for better or worse, to have and to hold until death do you part?" Ron asked looking at Draco.

"Yes," Draco said rubbing his thumb in small circles on Harry's hand.

"And do you Harry James Potter take Draco Gene Malfoy to be your lawfully wedded husband through sickness, health, to have and to hold until death do you part?" He asked looking at Harry.

"Of course," Harry said with a bright smile.

"Please bring the rings," Ron said to the best men Remus Lupin and Severus Snape. They handed the rings to Harry and Draco.

"Harry, place your ring on Draco's finger and hold that hand. Draco, place your ring on Harry's finger and hold that hand. Now stand still while I bind your magic together." Ron said a spell that made their rings glow. Then he took a length of rope and tied their left hands together. He chanted a spell a few times until the rope dissolved and sank into their skin.

"I now pronounce you the Potter-Malfoy's. You guys can kiss, but wait until I'm not looking. I'm still a bit squeamish mate!" Ron said to Harry smiling. Needless to say, the second Ron wasn't looking they pounced on each other.

Clapping and cheering could be heard when they finally broke apart. They walked hand in hand over to the area of the Weasley's garden where the reception was being held. Everyone else followed. Jordan ran up to them and hugged them.

"Can I be a Potter-Malfoy too?" She asked excitedly.

Harry looked at Draco. "It's your decision," Draco told her happily.

"Hmm…Jordan Lily Potter-Malfoy; I love it!" Jordan said. Harry choked on his drink.

"Are you okay?" Draco asked slightly concerned.

"Fine. You know, as sad as this is, I just found out your middle name, Jordan! That was sweet of you to think of my mother Dray," Harry said kissing Draco lightly.

"I thought you might like it," Draco said.

"So. You've fulfilled request #1. When are we working on #2?" Jordan asked.

"We already started Jordan. That particular request will arrive in 6 months," Harry answered her.

"Yes! I won't be an only child anymore! Now Jaine can't say I'm spoiled!" Jordan yelled.

"Was that what this was about?" Draco demanded.

"No. It's just a plus," Jordan said hugging them both again. "Now I will leave you alone for a while. There's a really cute Weasley over there so if you don' mind…"

Jordan walked away and left her parents laughing at her.

"I'm glad I forgave you," Draco said putting his arms around Harry's neck.

"I'm gladder you forgave me," Harry said pulling Draco closer.

"Gladder? What the bloody hell kind of English is that? We're British for Merlin's sake!" Draco said shaking his head.

"My kind of English you prat," Harry said pulling him in for a kiss. "Just because I don't spend my time reading the dictionary doesn't mean anything. Besides. I'm a wizard, not a speller."

"Speller? I can see I need to increase your vocabulary," Draco said.

"Why? It's fun to watch you cringe at my choice in words," Harry laughed.

"Potter," Draco growled warningly.

"Potter-Malfoy now. You're stuck with me," Harry said.

"Good. I love you," Draco said kissing him again.

"I love you too," Harry smiled.

"Dad! Guess what? I've got a date with that Weasley boy over there!" Jordan said walking up to them.

"Which one and what's his name?" Draco asked.

"That one…and…Richard I think," Jordan replied shrugging.

"But…he's 17!" Harry said.

Draco turned around. "What? Jordan!"


A/N: Don't you love it? Okay…so maybe not, but I'm not going to sulk. Lol. How was that for long? Anyhow, tell me what you think. I need your support to end up writing more of this kind of stuff. And…I think that's all I've got to say to you as of now. Hmm…weird. REVIEW for me please!

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