A deep and meaningful conversation

Vincent, Squall, Auron and Nooj from respective Final Fantasys are seated around a table.

Vincent:…

Squall: …

Auron:….

Nooj:…..

A tumbleweed floats past.

Vincent:…

Squall: …

Auron:….

Nooj:…..

Reader gets incredibly bored.

Vincent:…

Squall: …

Auron:….

Nooj:…..

Let's see their thoughts, might be a bit more interesting.

Vincent:…Sins, so many sins….Mmm, I feel like a cupcake.

Squall: …How did I get here? Damn the authors a moron *hit on the head by mysterious force* Owie!

Auron:….I'm dead. I want gum. I wonder if anyone brought gum? *continues on gum-related subjects*

Nooj:…..Death, Death, DEATH….Wait, why do I crave death? Damn, I'm weird. Oh well, death, death *continues on death-related subjects*

Reader moves mouse towards exit button.

Vincent:…

Squall: …

Auron:….

Nooj:…..

Author: DO SOMETHING DAMMIT!!!!

Vincent:…!!!

Squall: …!!!

Auron:….!!!

Nooj:…..!!!

Author has extremely devious look on face….

Later….

Vincent:…

Squall: …

Auron:….Has anyone got gum?

Nooj:…..Death….

Author: OVER HERE GUYS!!!

Yuffie, Selphie, Rikku and LeBlanc burst through the door.

Author: With added sugar!

Vincent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Auron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Nooj: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Author: Finally. Anyway toodles!

With horrified expressions the four guys retreat into a corner, followed closely by the sugar fuelled girls. What follows would mean I would have to raise the rating. So I'm not putting it down.