The Hogwarts Trip Harry Potter, with permission from Sirius Black, is going to Hogsmeade. Harry, Ron, and Hermione walk into the Three Broomsticks for a hot tankard of butterbeer. Just as they get their drinks, Peter Pettigrew walks in. "Sirius Black!!" everyone yells, pointing at Pettigrew.

"No, I'm Peter Pettigrew."

"You mean we've had you two mixed up all that time?" Dedalus Diggle said, looking shocked.

"Yes, you have." came a different voice.

"You said that, right Sirius?" Diggle said.

"No, and I'm Peter, not Sirius."

"I'm Sirius."

"Quit joking around with us, Sirius."

"I didn't say anything." Pettigrew said

"But you just said you were serious."

"No I didn't."

"I'm Sirius."

"I know you are, Sirius."

" I'm not Sirius!"

"I think we know you're not serious. Now quit joking around, Black."

"I am Sirius Black!" said the real Sirius.

"Peter Pettigrew!!" everyone yells.

"All right, I've had enough. Come on, Ron Hermione, Sirius. Let's go to the Shrieking Shack." Harry said.

"Wait, a group of banshees are throwing a party there. Let's go to Zonko's.