AN: I don't know what gave you the idea that I own the X-men, but you're sadly mistaken. The idea for this fic was shamelessly stolen from Red Witch.

(CLICK) "You have reached the Lensherr residence. If this is my daughter
        Wanda, I am on an extended vacation, with no foreseeable return date."

(CLICK) "Oy, mates, this is Pyro! Leave me a message and we'll have a hot time tonight! HAAHAHA!"

(CLICK) "Eto Piotr. Pozhalysta ostavte soobshcheneye."1.

(CLICK) "Bonjour chere's, dis be Remy. Leave him a message and he'll make you a happy femme tonight."

(CLICK) grrrrrr.....TALK, DAMNIT!

(CLICK) "This is Pietro. If this is Wanda, I'm not here, I'm over at the Brotherhood house!"

(CLICK) "This is Mastermind. You will open your mind to me now......that's it.........."

(CLICK) "Merde, why dis t'ing glowing?.........BOOM!"

(CLICK) "This is Piotr. I apologize for my teammate's behavior..........Pyro, please put that lighter away.........."

(CLICK) "This is Magneto. If you are calling to offer me leadership of the world, there is no need to leave a message; I accept."

(CLICK) "You will leave a message after the beep. You are getting very sleepy................."

(CLICK) "'ello? If dis be Rogue, 'm sorry chere, but somet'ing came up and Remy can' make our date tonight. Desole mon amour."

(CLICK) "Come on baby light my fire, HAHAHA! Come on baby light my fire!........"

(CLICK) "This is Wanda Maximoff. The parties you are trying to reach are no longer in any condition to be in service......heh heh heh......"

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1. This is Piotr. Please leave a message.