Title: ton noson ego

Author: Fisher (Snacky)

Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate or any of it characters. I make not money from this Fic.

Summary: Sequel to Bed Ridden and TLC. Daniel has caught the flu and it is now up to the rest of his team to email him and generally keep him sane.

Dedicated: To my poor little bother who caught the flu... is sneezing on everyone eww and feels awful, here's hoping he 'gets well soon'

Authors Notes: Thanks to those who asked for a sequel (should I be thanking?) A big thank you to Kitty who has been a big help and who came up with the title... Thanks Kit Kat!

Date: 16-06-03 09.11.21

From: Jack O'Neill gonefishinfastmail.net

Subject: The weak link

To: Daniel Jackson greektragedyfastmail.net

No! Daniel not you!

I finally comeback, we get a mission planned and what do I find out? You've caught the flu!

I was looking forward to the mission and you go and ruin it by catching the flu, why Daniel?

Hammond gave the mission to SG-9. This is your fault! You know that right?

Me, Sam and Teal'c have to go on recon tomorrow with Fieldman now because of you - even Teal'c is complaining!

Jack

Date: 16-06-03 09.21.09

From: Samantha Carter MajorCfastmail.net

Subject: Not you too...

To: Daniel Jackson greektragedyfastmail.net

Dear Daniel,

How are you? I am guessing you caught it off the colonel (we did warn you not to visit him :P)

We are scheduled for a recon mission tomorrow with Dr. Fieldman... You couldn't have gotten sick after we had the mission could you? Now the General has given our mission to SG-9 and we are stuck with recon.

I was looking forward to getting back into routine I never realized how much I hate downtime :)

Hope you get well soon.

Sam

Date: 16-06-03 09.26.39

From: T Murry Tmasterfastmail.net

Subject: Sorry to hear...

To: Daniel Jackson greektragedyfastmail.net

Dr. Jackson,

I am sorry to hear you are unwell.

O'Neill is complaining about getting stuck with Dr. Fieldman. I am also not pleased with this arrangement.

O'Neill has asked Major Carter to find a way to infect Dr. Fieldman with the flu virus.

I hope like Major Carter and O'Neill you make a fast recovery.

Teal'c

Date: 16-06-03 09.59.22

From: Daniel Jackson greektragedyfastmail.net

Subject: The weak link... Me?

To: Jack O'Neill gonefishinfastmail.net

Jack,

It isn't like I planned on getting sick! according to Sam it is you who made me ill.

I know Fieldman can be annoying but there isn't much I can do about it, just grit your teeth and try not to bite his head off and I'm sure the mission will go swimmingly.

Daniel

P.S You're planning on giving the flu to Fieldman?

Date: 16-06-03 10.03.04

From: Daniel Jackson greektragedyfastmail.net

Subject: Unfortunately

To: Samantha Carter MajorCfastmail.net

Sam,

Sorry to hear about the mission with Fieldman.

I feel awful, the constant sneezing is getting on my nerves and I can no longer pronounce my R's and M's.

Before you go tomorrow would you be able to come visit me?

Jack is complaining how it's my fault he is stuck with Fieldman so I told him it's his fault, He gave it to me!

I hope I'm well again soon too!

Daniel

P.S What's this about Jack wanting to infect Fieldman with the flu?

Date: 16-06-03 10.06.44

From: T Murry Tmasterfastmail.net

Subject: RE: Sorry to hear...

To: Daniel Jackson greektragedyfastmail.net

Dear Teal'c,

Sorry about the mission with Fieldman, I know you don't like the guy.

I hope Jack gets into a better mood, I know how annoying he can get - I feel sorry for you and Sam.

I hope I feel well again soon too!

Daniel

Date: 16-06-03 11.31.25

From: Jack O'Neill gonefishinfastmail.net

Subject: The weak link...Me?... Yes! You!

To: Daniel Jackson greektragedyfastmail.net

Me? Get you I'll!

None of this is my fault, you have also made Sam angry! I had a word about her telling you it was my fault, after a very long argument about who's fault it actually was she stormed off - I have no idea where she went but I know she is seriously pissed at you!

Oh and Daniel.

Sobby to heab you abe ill, Sab told be about youb lack of ability to pbonouce youb R's and M's ;)

I'm coming to visit you later ;) make sure you let me in!

Jack

Date: 16-06-03 11.45.12

From: Samantha Carter MajorCfastmail.net

Subject: Oh Daniel...

To: Daniel Jackson greektragedyfastmail.net

Dear Daniel,

The Colonel is an ass! and you're not much better. You know how the colonel can get if you blame things on him! and he thinks it's funny to make me angry.

Teal'c is avoiding me (very wise Teal'c)

I am not coming to visit you today.

I told the colonel to visit you though, Have fun!

Sam

Date: 16-06-03 12.14.56

From: T Murry Tmasterfastmail.net

Subject: RE: RE: Sorry to hear...

To: Daniel Jackson greektragedyfastmail.net

Dr. Jackson,

I am not sure what you have done but both Major Carter and Colonel O'Neill seem to be irritated with everyone. O'Neill told me it was because you are a baby. I am aware that at present time I will not get a proper answer out of him but I believe that you are apart of his irritation. I also am aware that Major Carter and himself have had an argument so I have a fair idea as to the cause of his moody behaviour.

I believe it would be in your best interest if you avoid both O'Neill and Major Carter for the time being.

Teal'c