Authoress: yep…I'm back in business//grins evilly/ SUMMA IS HERE AND I SHALL TYPE MEH LIL' BORED ASS INTO SHAPE!

All bishounen present: Oo;;;; scary…

Authoress: okies…just as an incentive for people to review an' such…I'm gonna do a contest! Now, this'll be an ongoing thing…but, what I'm thinking of doing is A) keeping records of all meh reviews and such, reviewers, etc….and there's really no B) part to my plan…aaaannnyyways…this is how things are going to go…

TWO PACKS OF RAMEN WILL BE GIVEN FOR…

1. every review…this can be flames, congrats, pleads, worship…I've got some of 'em…anything along those lines…

2. a recommendation to one of my stories to others…they have to tell me in a review that you said to read the story…just to make things easy…they have to type your FFN name…preferably spelled right…I don't wanna give my ramen to the wrong people//clings ramen protectively, glaring at reviewers/

3. a helpful piece of information…like a translation, answer to one of my questions in one of my rants, corrections on something in one of my stories…things that will help me make my stories wondrous!

Okay…now that those are listed…I may think of more…I dunno…if I do, I'll inform everybody! Anyways…first person to twenty four (the amount I have in my ramen cases…yes…I have big cases of ramen hanging around my house…) packs of ramen will receive (besides a wonderful thank you from moi…) anything you ask for…NOW DON'T BE PERVERTED!…

This reward can be anything that I can do…it could be a requirement for me…like saying I have to put up a new chapter of one of my stories every week for a month or something…now don't say anything impossible…cuz' I'm gonna try my hardest here!…it could also be to add a lemon/lime to one of my stories just for ya!…if you want…if not…you can also tell me to write a new story…just give me the pairings and, if you want, a broad plot range (I'm an almighty authoress, so I might change a few things…no promises here!)…anything you want!

Alrighty…now that that's explained…for the rules

1. I can only hand out packs of ramen to those who are either FFN members or reviewers who give me their e-mail addresses…NO ANONYMOUS PEOPLE WILL RECEIVE RAMEN!…kay…I just don't wanna confuse mehself…or anything…anyways…

2. Once someone hits twenty-four, everyone's packs of ramen will be taken away, and the contest will begin again…if all goes well this test-run…

3. The winner's request, if it is a new story they want, need to tell me the main pairing and (if there are any) side pairings…I won't write anything I don't agree with…but I have yet to think of a pairing that is just plain wrong…nope, not even Al and Ed off of Full Metal Alchemist…heh…ah, auto-mail and armor…back to the topic at hand…

4. The winner's story has to be on a series/book/whatever I am familiar enough with to write about…or something I could find online so I could read/watch it (they'd need to give me the website for that!)

5. Winners…please give me a lil' hint on how you want things to end up in your new story…and I'll do my best…

NOW THE LAST AND FINAL RULE!

6. HAVE FUN WITH THIS! I won't take any ramen packages away until the end of the contest, so flames and such won't harm your score…actually, flames are really fun to read! Heh…

Okay then…now, for information people will need…I will post scores every other week on my profile…thingy…it's http/ …or just click on my name on one of my stories or something…and I will e-mail my winner as soon as I discover we have one…so get ready for /does a dance/ MEH! Okies…now, for my next big thing…sorry to say…but no old reviews…from before today…count…kay?…and, today is JUNE 23, 2005...so no one can complain…and I'm putting up a new story soon, so you all will have something new to review on…it's an interesting piece, if I do say so myself…so…/runs to the store and buys some cases of oriental and chicken, and, of course, miso ramen/ COME AN' GET 'EM!