Diary of a Red Head
Still 31st of August
You must die.1:02 PM
You really must.1:03 PM
What sort of sick joke was that?1:04 PM
Leaving yourself on the platform, pretending not to notice I was leaving, leaving me to worry and fret over you?1:05 PM
Oh, I bet you found it very funny, didn't you?1:06 PM
It wasn't funny.
Not in the slightest.1:07 PM
And I should punish you.1:08 PM
Which is what I'm going to do.1:09 PM
Right when I think of something to punish you with.1:12 PM
I know!1:13 PM
You could've told me you reflected hexes and spells.
You could've told me and spared me singed eyebrows.1:14 PM
But no, of course not, you're Mr. Tomhalloeloe who thinks too highly of himself to even bother to tell me he can reflect hexes!1:15 PM
I abominate you.1:16 PM
Yes, you heard correctly.1:17 PM
Bet you don't know what that means.1:19 PM
And I'm not going to tell you, so you can quit your nagging, you berk.1:21 PM
What do you mean I don't know what that means?1:22 PM
You oughtn't think so lowly of me, you.
I can still set fire to you manually.1:40 PM
Bloody effing hell.
Who decided it was Inanimate Objects United: Let's Kill Ginny Day today?1:41 PM
Whoever invented doors should be Avada'ed.1:42 PM
Can't that stupid piece of wood close itself when I lean against it?1:43 PM
No, of course it can't. Because said stupid piece of wood has to be open because said stupid piece of wood wants me to get a bruise just above my eye.1:44 PM
And that stupid piece of wood wants Harry to witness the whole thing. And said stupid piece of wood wants Harry to laugh at me.1:45 PM
I'm going to kill said thing above now.
Excuse me.2:00 PM
I love Harry.2:02 PM
No, really, I do.2:04 PM
He says my name all throatily, you know, like 'Ginneh', as if he's going to eat me, actually, but it's really nice and not scary at all.2:06 PM
God, have you heard me?2:10 PM
I just became a member of the Love Harry Potter Even Though He Wears Dodgy Glasses And Oversized Clothes His Stupid Cousin Gave To Him (or LHPETHWDGAOCHSCGTH) fanclub.2:11 PM
Whoever came up with that name should be shot.2:12 PM
Or Avada'ed.2:13 PM
Or set on fire.
Like you.2:14 PM
No, I haven't forgotten.
Pity, eh?2:16 PM
You know what, you git, I'm going to send you home, and donate you to Beatrice and his wife Dan.
Let's see if you still got your cheek, then!2:19 PM
I'll sort of miss you.2:20 PM
I mean, you were still with me for nearly six weeks.2:21 PM
Well, five weeks, if you don't count mum's cleaning week.2:22 PM
And if you don't count the fact that I sort of didn't write to you every day.2:23 PM
But still.2:25 PM
Yes, fine, don't say anything.2:26 PM
I won't miss you.2:45 PM
Look, here's Pig, say hello to him, will you?2:46 PM
Yes, I'm tossing you out of the window now.2:50 PM
'In here, Harry.'
'What are you doing?'
'I'm going to send my diary home.'
'Because it's being evil?'
Harry laughed, and kissed my nose. 'It's not a person, it can't feel.'
I smiled at him, and he smiled back, and together, we forgot all about you.2:55 PM
Thank Merlin. I thought she was never going to shut up.
Author's Note: Thanks to all of my spectacular readers, you really made it worthwhile, and I won't ever forget you.