Diary of a Red Head
Still 31st of August
Compartment
1:00 PM
You must die.
1:02 PMYou really must.
1:03 PMWhat sort of sick joke was that?
1:04 PMLeaving yourself on the platform, pretending not to notice I was leaving, leaving me to worry and fret over you?
1:05 PMOh, I bet you found it very funny, didn't you?
1:06 PMIt wasn't funny.
Not in the slightest.
1:07 PMAnd I should punish you.
1:08 PMWhich is what I'm going to do.
1:09 PMRight when I think of something to punish you with.
1:12 PMI know!
1:13 PMYou could've told me you reflected hexes and spells.
You could've told me and spared me singed eyebrows.
1:14 PMBut no, of course not, you're Mr. Tomhalloeloe who thinks too highly of himself to even bother to tell me he can reflect hexes!
1:15 PMI abominate you.
1:16 PMYes, you heard correctly.
1:17 PMAbominate.
1:18 PMBet you don't know what that means.
1:19 PMAnd I'm not going to tell you, so you can quit your nagging, you berk.
1:21 PMWhat do you mean I don't know what that means?
1:22 PMYou oughtn't think so lowly of me, you.
I can still set fire to you manually.
1:40 PMBloody effing hell.
Who decided it was Inanimate Objects United: Let's Kill Ginny Day today?
1:41 PMWhoever invented doors should be Avada'ed.
1:42 PMCan't that stupid piece of wood close itself when I lean against it?
1:43 PMNo, of course it can't. Because said stupid piece of wood has to be open because said stupid piece of wood wants me to get a bruise just above my eye.
1:44 PMAnd that stupid piece of wood wants Harry to witness the whole thing. And said stupid piece of wood wants Harry to laugh at me.
1:45 PMI'm going to kill said thing above now.
Excuse me.
2:00 PMOh.
I love Harry.
2:02 PMNo, really, I do.
2:04 PMHe says my name all throatily, you know, like 'Ginneh', as if he's going to eat me, actually, but it's really nice and not scary at all.
2:06 PMGod, have you heard me?
2:10 PMI just became a member of the Love Harry Potter Even Though He Wears Dodgy Glasses And Oversized Clothes His Stupid Cousin Gave To Him (or LHPETHWDGAOCHSCGTH) fanclub.
2:11 PMWhoever came up with that name should be shot.
2:12 PMOr Avada'ed.
2:13 PMOr set on fire.
Like you.
2:14 PMNo, I haven't forgotten.
Pity, eh?
2:16 PMYou know what, you git, I'm going to send you home, and donate you to Beatrice and his wife Dan.
Let's see if you still got your cheek, then!
2:19 PMI'll sort of miss you.
2:20 PMI mean, you were still with me for nearly six weeks.
2:21 PMWell, five weeks, if you don't count mum's cleaning week.
2:22 PMAnd if you don't count the fact that I sort of didn't write to you every day.
2:23 PMBut still.
2:25 PMYes, fine, don't say anything.
2:26 PMI won't miss you.
2:45 PMLook, here's Pig, say hello to him, will you?
2:46 PMYes, I'm tossing you out of the window now.
2:50 PM'Gin?'
'In here, Harry.'
'What are you doing?'
'I'm going to send my diary home.'
'Your diary?'
'Yeah.'
'Why?'
'Because it's being evil?'
Harry laughed, and kissed my nose. 'It's not a person, it can't feel.'
I smiled at him, and he smiled back, and together, we forgot all about you.
2:55 PMThank Merlin. I thought she was never going to shut up.
THE END
Author's Note: Thanks to all of my spectacular readers, you really made it worthwhile, and I won't ever forget you.
Cheers!