A Sue and Her Powers
Hello my friends, I'm Mary Sue.
I know you'll love the things I do!
I can be a prophetess,
Or perchance a scientist.
I can be a psychic too,
And change my eyes from green to blue.
Then when I become irate,
I make my eyes glow red with hate!
I can also read your mind.
There's not a secret I can't find.
Or I can have magic powers,
Turning parsley into flowers.
I can fulfill a prophesy
And make characters OOC.
This last thing is what I do best,
Besides raping canon with no regrets.
So give three cheers for Mary Sue,
There's not a thing that I can't do!
A/N: This is part of a series of poems that mock Mary Sues. Some of them will be generic like this one, others will be more specific to IZ (like poems about Invader Sues, new co-Tallest, and the like). I hope you enjoyed this installment; the next one will be up soon.