Scene: Smash Mansion- hallway
Link's chasing Popo and Nana down the hallway.
Link: Popo! Nana! Get back here with my hat!
Link trips on the rug and falls flat on his face. Zelda, Peach, Popo, and Nana laugh.
Scene: Michelle's House- outside
Michelle: Everyone. Inside. NOW!
Michelle goes to the front door and tries to open it, but it won't open.
Director: CUT! What now!?
Michelle: I locked myself out!
Everyone starts laughing
Scene: Michelle's House- inside
Michelle: Why didn't you guys tell me you were coming!?
Peach: I thought you'd be happy to see us!
Michelle: I am, but that's not the point!
Samus: Then what is?
Michelle: I…can't remember my lines!
Scene: Auditorium- backstage
Everyone was getting ready for the performance. While getting ready, Samus slips and knocks over all the stage equpitment.
Samus: Sorry! Slippery spot!
Falco: And so the great champ falls.
Samus: Go fork yourself, Blue Boy.
Scene: Apartment- living room
Michelle has just slapped Falco across the face and is glaring at him
Michelle: You've been nothing but a pain in the ass lately, Falco! And I, for one, and sick of the way you've been treating us like we're your servants, or agents, or whatever the hell you're thinking in that thick head of yours! And I really, REALLY, hate being called a doll! Next time you call me that, I'm going to send you to a world of hurt! Do you understand me!?
Falco starts laughing, which causes Michelle to laugh
Director: CUT! Falco, keep a straight face!
Michelle: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?
Falco bursts into laughter
Falco: Rush Hour!
Michelle: Good job. You get a gold star.
Director: Knock it off! Get the scene done!
Michelle: Do you—
Falco starts laughing hysterically
Falco: Your fly's open.
Michelle quickly zips it up, then punches Falco in the gut
Michelle: And you were looking down there why!?
Scene: Michelle's car
Fox: Isn't the library on campus?
Michelle: I'm getting myself a Slurpee to calm myself down before I go in. Do you want one?
Fox: Why, sure
Fox grins and wiggles his eyebrows. Michelle slaps him
Director: CUT!! Knock it off, Fox!!
Michelle: Do you want one?
Fox: What's a Slurpee?
Michelle: Delicious and nutritious; tastes just like chicken.
Fox bursts into laughter
Scene: Student Center
Falco gets on stage once he's called up. He goes up to the microphone and starts speaking into it. However, the microphone doesn't work. He gets angry, grabs the stand, then smashes it onto the stage, storming off.
Director: Falco! Stop destroying the set! That's Link's job!
Link: I heard that, you sh—
Director: Shut up!
Scene: Fox's hospital room
Falco pulls Fox into a hug to console him. He then blinks once he finds out that Fox wasn't crying, but laughing.
Falco: Dude, what's your problem!?
Fox: Your feathers tickle, man!
Both start laughing
Director: CUT! And get a freaking room!
Fox and Falco glare at the director, then chase him across the set.