A/N: This is my first Jimmy Neutron story. I really don't give a crap if you flame, but I will most definitly ignore it. I do take constructive criticizm. Please excuse spelling errors. Oh and if you review I would appreciate it. The gang are a bunch of teenagers in this story because you cannot do romance with a bunch of third-graders, it just doesn't work.

Disclaimer: I do not own Jimmy Neutron. If I did Jimmy and Cindy would be dating and Sheen and Libby would be dating. Carl wouldn't even be part of the show. Rick Springfield owns Jesse's Girl.

Tortura Amar

Chapter One: Something's Up

Jesse is a friend, yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine But lately something changed it ain't hard to define Jesse's got himself a girl and I wanna' make her mine

And she's watchin' him with those eyes And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it And he's holding her in his arms late late at night

You know I wish that I had Jesse's girl I wish that I had Jesse's girl Where can I find a woman like that

I play along wish this charade That doesn't seem to be a reason to change You know I feel so dirty when they start talkin' cute I wanna' tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot.

'Cause she's watchin' him with those eyes And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it And he's holding her in his arms late late at night

You know I wish that I had Jesse's girl I wish that I had Jesse's girl Where can I find a woman like that Like Jesse's girl I wish that I had Jesse's girl Where can I find a woman, where can I find a woman like that

And I'm looking in the mirror all the time Wonderin' what she don't see in me I've been funny I've been cool with the lines Ain't that the way love's supposed to be

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that You know I wish that I had Jesse's girl I wish that I had Jesse's girl I want Jesse's girl Where can I find a woman like that Like Jesse's girl I wish that I had Jesse's girl I want I want Jesse's girl

Jimmy's POV

I feel so lonely these days. The girl I have a crush on has a boyfriend, my best friend has a girlfriend who is the girl I have a crush on's best friend, and to top it all off Carl managed to zap himself into the ninth dimension. Basicallly, no one can see or hear him, yeah, that sucks pretty bad. On the bright side, we know that there are at least nine dimensions now.

I hope you have realized by now that I have a crush on Cindy Vortex. We still act like total asses around each other, but I only do it to hide my feelings for her, Cindy dislikes me, plain and simple. Cindy's new boyfriend is Nick, that is a shame because I was just beginning to become friends with him. For God's sake why couldn't he just be gay so that I could have Cindy to myself? As for Sheen, well, Sheen and Libby are an item. This may be a good thing because Sheen's new found romance has made him totally blind from everything else that surrounds him. If Sheen and Libby weren't dating, he'd notice I like Cindy and I know Sheen would have a hell of a time telling the whole school that I liked her.

As I walked outside to go to school. I noticed that Sheen was walking down the street, so I decided to walk with him. At first I was wondering why Sheen wasn't walking with Libby, but then I remembered she was probably riding with Cindy in her Ferrari, which only had two seats. Sheen started to talk to Jimmy.

"You like Cindy, don't you Jimmy," accused Sheen with one of his eyebrows raised.

"What makes you say that?" asked Jimmy nervously.

"Oh I don't know it could have something to do with the fact that when you saw Cindy kiss Nick you muttered,you are dead ass hole." said Sheen laughing.

"You tell anyone I kill you understand? No more Sheen, dead Sheen," said Jimmy 'menacingly.'

"Alright alright, I get the point. Libby said that Cindy has been acting odd lately, bursting out in tears for no reason. I don't trust Nick at all Jimmy." said Sheen.

"I'll keep an eye on Cindy. Your guess is as good as mine. And remember you tell anyone and," said Jimmy making the 'slice your throat' gesture.

Jimmy and Sheen reached school, eached heading for their appropriate lockers. Jimmy's locker happened to be next to Cindy's. Jimmy decided to converse with Cindy to see if he could learn anything.

"Hi Vortex, how's it flying?" said Jimmy in his best geeky player impression.

Cindy did not respond, instead she burst out in tears. She ran to Jimmy's arms and let him hold her. Jimmy was curious as to what was wrong with her, but did not pry into her business. Instead, he soothingly told her to calm down and escorted her to class.

After he went to homeroom, Jimmy had first period Science. Unfortunatly for Jimmy, he started to daydream in the class. It was a most wonderful daydream.

Jimmy was ten again. He and Cindy were playing tag. Cindy ran and ran aroung the playground while Jimmy chased her. And when Jimmy finally caught her, she pulled him close to her and kissed him on the lips.

Jimmy's dream was interupped by Mr. Kimmel's snapping fingers in front of his face. Jimmy turned bright red and muttered an apology. Jimmy was going to really have to start pulling himself together.

"Mr. Neutron, you know what this means. It's time for a question," said Mr. Kimmel with a glimmer in his eyes.

You see, Mr. Kimmel asked the kids questions when they misbehaved. If they answered it incorrectly they had detention and if they answered it correctly they didn't. This was one of the advantages of having Mr. Kimmel as a science teacher when your a boy genius. You can answer almost question he can dish out.

"How dimensions do we know of?" asked Mr. Kimmel.

"Nine," said Jimmy smiling.

"Correct, Mr. Neutron, you just got yourself out of detention!" said Mr. Kimmel.

Betty raised her hand with a puzzled look on her face. Betty better not be putting any shit on me thought Jimmy.

"Yes Betty," said Mr. Kimmel.

"We only know of four dimensions," said Betty.

"On the contrary, we know of nine, thanks to a thorough analysis of his friend dissapearence, Jimmy discovered ninth dimension, invisibility," said Mr. Kimmel knowingly.

"Oh," said Betty,"Wait! That's not fair, if he dicovered the dimension of course he will know how many dimensions we know of."

"Jimmy did not receive anything for his discovery, I hardly think a pass out of detention is enough, but it is a start. Now sit down while we continue our lesson on biomes." said Mr. Kimmel.

"Crackhead," muttered Jimmy under his breath.

After that the lesson continued smoothly. Betty got a detention. It was quite funny. She was asked to name the nine planets in order and she put Earth after Pluto. Talk about a dumb ass.

Next period was study hall. Jimmy had this period with Libby and Sheen. This was lucky because none of the idiot squad was in this class. Cindy wasn't either, but she wasn't an idiot, she just had the mishap of dating a prime member. Jimmy nearly died of laughter when he heard Sheen singing Jesse's Girl.

"Hey Libby," said Jimmy,"I've found Sheen's true essance, Ultra Lord freak slash Rick Springfield obsessed eighties teenager."

"But he's my Ultra Lord freak slash Rick Springfield obsessed eighties teenager," said Libby resting her head on Sheen's shoulder.

"So I heard that you have a crush on Cindy," said Libby smiling.

"WHO TOLD YOU?!?!" asked Jimmy.

"Sheen," replied Libby.

"SHEEN!!!" screamed Jimmy.

A/N: Will Jimmy kill off Sheen? Why is Cindy crying all the time? Will my writing skills ever improve? All these questions and more will be answered in the next chapter or will they? Mwa Ha ha. Okay, they will if you read this when I'm finished, if I finish. If you have any suggestions e-mail me or put it in your review. Remember, play that funky music white boy (Yeah, I know that was really lame.) That's me, lame ass white chick, you wanna' make something of it?