Exchange student

"Archchancellor! Archchancellor!"

"What is it Dean?"

"We've lost another exchange student!"

"Which one?"

"Potter sir, the one from Hogwarts."

"What happened?"

"Something from the Dungeon Dimensions ate him."

"Oh Dumbledore will be upset! Oh well, do we have a replacement in line?"

"Yes Archchancellor, but…"

"Come on, spit it out man; I don't have all day!"

"Well, it's the one 'She' asked us to take."

"Who's 'She', the cat's mother?"

"The Lady."

"Oh! What's his name again?"

"Rosenberg Archchancellor, Willow Rosenberg."

"Willow? Strange name for a Wizard? Kind of feel sorry for the lad…"

"Willow's not a lad sir: Willow's a young lady!"

"Ye gods man! In the 2,000-years since Alberto Malich founded Unseen University, we have only ever had one female student, and that almost lead to the end of the Multiverse!"

"I know, but we can't turn 'Her' down…"

"Gods you right! Oh well, have Rincewind show her around when she gets here: if she survives that, she'll survive anything…"

The End.