SLIS: Hi, hi. This is my first attempt at fanfiction so please don't flame me. Onegai puppy dog eyes

Sherio: Let's just get on with it.

SLIS: Before I forget, this is my muse, Sherio, and his brother, Malon. They're my muses.

Malon: Hi.

Sherio: Whatever.

SLIS: Don't mind him, he's just pissed cause his girlfriend is mad at him.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gesomaden Saiyuki or any of the characters in the story.

Chapter one: WE HAVE TO WHAT???????????????

"BAKASARU!!!"

"ERO KAPPA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"URUSEI!!!!"

TWACK, TWACK, TWACK"

"ITAI!!!!!!!!!!"

"Yare, yare."

It was just a normal day on the road for the Sanzo-ikkou. Goku and Gojyo arguing over anything, getting silenced by Sanzo, only to start again three seconds later while Hakkai continues to drive.

"GIVE THAT BACK ERO KAPPA"

"FIRST COME FIRST SERVE BAKASARU"

"URUSEI!!!!!"

BANG! BANG!

"OI! WATCH WHERE YOU SHOOT THAT THING!"

THWACK

"Um... sir?"

"NANI!!"

The barmaid shrank back from the purple glare directed at her. The strange travelers from this table were giving her the creeps. At least they were good for business. She didn't know anyone could EAT that much.

"There was free wine sent to you from an unknown source."

"Che."

"Oi, corrupted monk! Looks like someone finally mistook you for a girl......"

BANG!!!

"URUSEI BAKA!!!"

"Ne, ne Sanzo, can I have a sip?"

"Ne, you're too young saru."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SARU? ERO KAPPA!!!"

"URUSEI!!!!"

"Onegai Sanzo, just a sip?"

"Che."

"Arigato!"

"BAKA!!! I DIDN'T......"

Too late. The Sanzo-ikkou watched as Goku drank the whole decanter of wine. And began to glow. And shrink. And shrink. And there was a 'clunk'. As one they looked down, to see Goku's golden diadem lying innocently on the floor.

"SHIMATTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"KUSO!!!!!!"

"YARE YARE...... Sanzo, shouldn't you be replacing that right now?"

"Hmph... fine, oi, saru... where is he?"

"......"

"KUSO!!!!!!"

"KYUUUUU"

"HARKYUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

They ran outside to see a chibi Seiten Taishen Son Goku chasing a very panicked Harkyuu in dragon form.

"OI, BAKASARU!! GET BACK HERE!!!"

Hakai and Gojyo sweat dropped when Goku looked their way with a VERY mischievous grin. They were so dead.

"Having trouble boys?"

The three of them blinked as Kanzeon Bonsatsu descended from the sky.

"Che, whaddya want old lady?"

"Now, now, don't you want out of this little predicament?"

Hakkai quickly broke in before an argument could break out.

"Maa, maa, ano, can you explain why Goku is like this?"

"One of the gods was experimenting on a potion and his experiments somehow got sent to you by mistake. He had a habit of experimenting on us and sends his potion to us disguised as wine. Anyway, turns out that the effect of this potion chibified Goku till he was too small for his limiter. And we don't have a limiter his size so you have to babysit his youkai form till we can find a cure. Good luck, you'll need it."

As suddenly as she came, Kanzeon Bosatsu vanished in a blaze of light before her words could register. That coward.

Meanwhile, her words were just starting to sink in to a shell shocked Sanzo- ikkou.

"WE HAVE TO WHAT??????????"

A/N: I'll just stop here for now. See that little button down at the corner? It's calling you...