SEVERUS SNAPE KNOWS JUST WHAT HE'S GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN

"Oh yes I DO," Snape smiled secretly as he stole furtively down the corridor on tensed feet. Being three o'clock in the afternoon and the hall full of students, this was not only a difficult task but a decidedly weird one to witness.

"You think you're better than me?" Snape asked aloud. We can only assume he's talking to us, or possibly the enigmatic narrator.

"Too right I am," he added. "Just you wait til halloween. My costume will blow your tiny muggle minds. You'll punch your mom in the FACE from surprise and awe."

We don't believe Sevi's costume could make us punch our mom in the face. Our mom is a very nice lady who clips every article about our work and saves them in a scrapbook. That's a very nice mom kind of thing to do. She also has her doctorate.

"I don't care if your mom's from the House of Lords," Severus interrupted. "She is totally going to freak when she sees my costume."

Thus spake the dorkface who is less educated and less hygienic than our mom. :P

"Hey!" Snape yelled.

TO BE CONTINUED