Bah! By Professor Snape

Parody of : Yeah- By Usher

Bah. Bah. Bah!

Bah. Bah. Bah!

Up in the Dungeon with my potions

Tryin to get a lil D.A. Position

Keepin it low key

Slytherins know how I feel

Dumbledore is checkin up on me

Draco was speakin in my ear

And I think that he told me

Harry's up to no good!


Detention got heavy

My brain is feelin like it's ready to blow

Watch out


Watch out

He's sayin he hates me

So I got up and followed him to the door

He said please can I go

And I told him, I said


Bah, bah!

He ran away said come and get me

Bah, bah!

I got so worked up, forgot what Malfoy told me

Bah, bah!

Detention is the worst when it's from me

Bah, bah!

Next thing I knew I was in my office screamin

Bah! Bah! Bah!

Bah! Bah! Bah!


Bah! Bah! Bah!

So he's playin with my head now

Got me thinkin that it might be a good idea for me to tell the Headmaster

Calm down Snape and breathe!

Well let's go!

Gotta give him a bad mark now

He won't get ten out of ten

He won't get twenty

Cause that just aint me!


But what I'd do, oh take that chance I swear I'd strangle him

But what I know, oh, the way he talks makes me want to mangle him

His arrogance oh

I'm like bah! Just work out problem Three!

He asked for one more chance. And I'm like Bah!

How the hell you think you're gonna leave and I said

(Chorus 1x)


Watch out my outfit's ridiculous

Vulture hat's lookin so conspicuos!

And hey are you ever gonna pay

For the trouble you caused

With the Boggart today

Forget mind games I speak of truth

The twins run around in their birthday suits


Maybe for a reason that you didn't even mention

Forget Filch-he's growin mould

Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle on stink patrolllllllll!

How ya like me now

That my potions number over three hundred thousand

Drink whatever one you please snapes potions fill goblets like double d's

Me and Harry once more fighting in the door!

Ask for detention and I say

(Chorus 1x)

Take that rewind it back

Snape got the brews that make your head go wack

Take that rewind it back

Harry got detention and he'll never get it back

Screwed up right? R & R though!