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A/N: This fic will include implied and obvious SLASH as well as references to MALE PREGNANCY in the future chapters (not this one, though), so if that disturbs you, turn around NOW. I won't appropriate flames.

This is an AU; the fifth and sixth books never happened in the universe of this fic. Sirius, Remus, and Severus are all teachers in Hogwarts, Sirius' name having been cleared.

Don't let the prologue scare you away; later chapters are in a normal format..

Like Father, Like Son



"Good evening, students of Hogwarts," Headmaster Dumbledore's voice echoed through all the classroom during an evening lesson. "I've been asked, by the Ministry, to remove an Adoption Charm placed on one student of this school. I'm now asking you all to listen as I read the student's real name, as it is the most curious thing."

All glanced to each other, astonished. What on Earth was going on? Adoption Charm? On whom? Straining their ears, they started to listen attentively as the Headmaster continued.


A description of the following events:



Headmaster Dumbledore says, "Remus."

A full class of third year Ravenclaws and Slytherins stare at their DADA professor.

The DADA professor, Remus Lupin, looks a bit cautious.

The Charms professor, Sirius Black, looks suddenly very interested.

The Potions professor, Severus Snape, is strained.

Harry Potter begins to feel a bit dizzy.


Headmaster Dumbledore says, "Altair."

Third year Ravenclaws and Slytherins lost their interest on their DADA professor.

Remus Lupin becomes very pale.

Sirius Black takes some steps towards the door, completely ignoring his students.

Severus Snape swallows hard and eyes carefully over his classroom, full of first year Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs.

Harry Potter feels a very irritating, sudden wave of nausea.

Ron Weasley glances at his friend.


Headmaster Dumbledore says, "Marcus."

Remus Lupin starts to run towards the door of the class room.

Third year Ravenclaws and Slytherins become again interested in their professor.

Sirius Black steps in to the corridor outside his classroom.

Fourth year Gryffindors stare at their Charms professor, who's leaving the class for no seeming reason.

Severus Snape grasps the edge of his desk for support.

First year Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs notice their Potions professor's weird behaviour.

Harry Potter feels a huge wave of emptiness hitting him.

Ron Weasley reaches out his hand to support his best friend.

The Transfiguration professor, Minerva McGonagall, notices Harry's sickness, becoming very worried.


Professor Dumbledore says, "Snape."

All the students in the school stare at each other in shock.

Remus Lupin starts to run along the corridor with all the speed and strength his Lycanthropy gives him.

Third year Ravenclaws and Slytherins give suspicious looks to their teacher's empty desk.

Sirius Black is already reaching the nearest staircase in the end of the corridor.

Fourth year Gryffindors stare at each other in their empty classroom.

Severus Snape collapses to the floor.

First year Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs panic completely.

Harry Potter loses his consciousness.

Ron Weasley exclaims and keeps his friend up.

Hermione Granger screams in shock and surprise.

Minerva McGonagall starts to walk to the left side of the classroom.


Professor Dumbledore waits.

Majority of the students has begun whispering and gossiping.

Remus Lupin runs in the staircase.

Sirius Black reaches the end of the stairs.

Third year Ravenclaws and Slytherins are very astonished.

Fourth year Gryffindors don't understand anything.

Severus Snape lays on the floor, clearly unconscious.

First year Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs are in full chaos.

Harry Potter no longer exists.

Ron Weasley panics.

Hermione Granger fights for her consciousness.

Minerva McGonagall prays for the impossible.

Fifth year Gryffindors are screaming.


Professor Dumbledore still waits.

Remus Lupin reaches the corridor along which is the Transfiguration class room.

Sirius Black sees the door of the Transfiguration class room in the end of corridor.

Severus Snape hasn't woke up.

One of the first year Ravenclaws is still sensible enough to leave the class room.

Remus Altair Marcus Snape lies unconscious in the tight grasp of Ron Weasley.

Hermione Granger, who understands suddenly more than she'd really want to, bites her lips to prevent a scream.

Minerva McGonagall tries to calm down her students, still praying in her mind for the impossible.


Professor Dumbledore waits.

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black step in to the Transfiguration class on the exactly same moment.

The most sensible first year Ravenclaw, Camilla Jones, tries to find any professor.

Remus Snape is still unconscious, as well as his father in the dungeons.

Ron Weasley begins to understand.

Hermione Granger is in denial.

Minerva McGonagall reaches the trio's side.

Fifth year Gryffindors are still screaming, staring at the Trio.


Professor Dumbledore waits.

Remus Lupin kneels down next to Remus Snape.

Sirius Black looks very worried, standing next to the two Remus's.

Camilla Jones is still looking for a professor.

Ron Weasley is staring at Remus Snape.

Hermione Granger is whispering without sound.

Minerva McGonagall notices that her prayers were useless.

Fifth year Gryffindors in majority begin to understand.


Professor Dumbledore waits.

Remus Lupin looks in a mixture of awe and horror at Remus Snape.

Sirius Black takes Remus Snape on his arms.

Camilla Jones sees professor Sprout.

Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger try to stand up, preparing to follow Sirius Black.

Minerva McGonagall doesn't know what to do.

Fifth year Gryffindors notice Remus Snape's hair.


Professor Dumbledore hears somebody knocking on the door of his office.

Remus Lupin has just tied Remus Snape's hair on a long ponytail.

Sirius Black is carrying Remus Snape into the Headmaster's office.

Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger don't know what they should think about everything.

Third year Ravenclaws and Slytherins and fourth year Gryffindors are speculating on a tremendous rate.

First year Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs and fifth year Gryffindors are in chaos.

Minerva McGonagall is trying to calm down her students.

Camilla Jones is, obeying her orders, running to Mafam Pomfrey.

Professor Sprout is trying to wake up Severus Snape, ignoring the chaos around her.