POB: Hey what-is-up everyone? I am The PriestessOfBlue (POB) about to start my first humor fiction! Wahahahahahahahahaha ::Eyes roll into back of head, laughs maniacally::

Dee: You can tell that this is...indeed her first...::slowly backs away...::

POB: This is inspired by that really funny story about the Inuyasha gang singing songs by...well you know who you are! (Thank you Miss Banshee!) Yeah, and I want to let you all know...that I am insane.

Dee: I think everyone, even if they were contemplating on it knew that before you even finished your mediocre words.

POB: Enough with your big vocabulary! On with the show!

Dee: But I am not do-

::POB whacks Dee with her bokken, drags her body to a bed, and shoves her under it.::

POB: ::Thinks to herself:: Fuuuucck, I knocked out Dee, and now I don't have anyone to do the disclaimer... ::Snickers.:: Unless...

::::::::::::::::::::Five Minutes Later::::::::::::::::::::

Del: Coco, I really don't want to do this.

POB: You can, and you will.

Del: You will pay so fucking dearly for this.

POB: Been there, heard that, now, TALK! ::Pokes Del with bokken, then turns on Teletubbie music.::

::Tape:: Tinky-Winky Del: GOD MAKE IT STOOOPPPPP! ::Tape:: Dipsy Del: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! ::Tape:: La-La Del: ::Screams like a little girl, then cries.:: ::Tape:: Po! Del: OKKKKAAAAAYYYY! ::Talks really fast.:: The Priestess Of Blue does not own any of the characters mentioned except for Cocomi Myojin and Del in which she will definitely make her love slave... ::Winces.:: Wait, is that what the cue card says-

POB: Oooooook, thank you Del. Now on with the show!

::::::::::::::::::::Chapter One::::::::::::::::::::

:: We now go to a big Dome. Inside that Dome there is a room based for a television show. This is a once in a lifetime event, so the place is decorated up all nice and stuff, and there is a really big stage, a DJ booth, a humungous dance floor, and some mikes, along with all the instruments a band would ever need. Makeup people do their thing to the apperancees, directors run around on the set, and the cameramen adjust their sets. A woman prepares to go live as the guards by the door start to let in pouring fans as music starts so they can dance on the floor and add to the scene.::

Cameraman: Ok, we are on in three, two, one-

Woman: Konichiwa Minna-Sans! This is Karimukiyukesuki Lee reporting from the Daisuke Dome, and I am ready to party, along with the viewers at home and the people ready to dance their asses off here! I would like to say welcome to Songfic Shuffle, the only show where we take your favorite Anime characters, and force them to sing songs you vote on, while performing a dancing act as well. Honestly, this is better than Dance Dance Revolution!

Cameraman: ::Rolls eyes.::

Woman: Ok, I am going to hand it over to our hosts for the evening, Kenji, Dee, and Cocomi!

::Guest dancers hoot, holler, scream.::

Kenji: Hi, I'm Kenji Himura!

::Girls scream, a bra is thrown at his feet.::

Kenji: ::Blushes:: I didn't know I was that popular...

::Cocomi bursts in, she looks really happy and upbeat, and stands by Kenji, jumping up and down simultaneously.::

Cocomi: And I am Cocomi Myojin! ::Giggles::

::Boys whistle, yell.::

Guy from crowd: ::Screams:: Hey Coco, show us your milkshake!

Kenji: Screams quickly. Who said that?! ::Pounces on first guy he sees. Persists to beat the shit out of him.::

Cocomi: ::Eyes stare widely and innocently.:: Oh, I am so stupid! I forgot the last part of my name, Himura! Sorry about that...heh...I am getting married in a month. See the ring?

::Flashes and shows it first to the camera, then everyone in the audience, they scream.::

Girl: ::Screams.:: PUT IT AWAY!

Guy: Ahhhhh! MY EYES!

::Boys start to yell even louder.::

Second Guy From Crowd: Hey, if you aren't available, then it makes you even hotter! Yeah!

Cocomi: ::Sweat Drops.::

Dee: God, am I like, the singled one out here? You forgot me!

::No one is listening to Dee because the fight is getting really good and people are screaming 'FIGHT FIGHT and Kenji is getting a really good uppercut on a guy he doesn't even know, and Cocomi is standing there like she can't see anything, without a clue as to what is going on because her ring is so bright.::

Dee: Ok, since this does not look like it will work out, I am going to host the show.

::Mike is stolen from her.::

Kenji: Nnnoo, Coco and I are going to host this. You can go do something else. ::Smiles innocently, starts to tickle Coco.::

Dee: ::Mumbles inappropriate language to self, stomps off to snack bar, then sulks.:: Do you guys need any help?

Cocomi: ::Laughs:: Ahahahahahahahah stop it Kenji-sama! Ahahahahhahaha oohohohohohoh hehehehehehehe!

::Kenji holds her in his arms and stares into the camera and talks into his mike as she tries to turn hers on.::

Kenji: Welcome everyone to Songfic Shuffle! The show where you make the Anime guys and gals of your dreams sing the songs you all vote in!

Cocomi: ::Still giggling.:: and they have no practice whatsoever, so it is quite the spectacle of funny. They get one hour to prepare, and then on with the show! At the end of the program, you get to vote on who was the best, and once all the votes are counted, the winner gets the ::Raises fingers with Kenji and they quote.:: BIG SURPRISE!

Kenji: Soo, here we go. The future Mrs. Himura has the list, and we are about to get started! :: He hugs her even tighter from behind, she blushes.::

Cocomi: Ok, first up, Kensh-::Bursts into a fit of laughter.::

Kenji: What? :: Looks concerned, because her laughing sounds really evil. ::

Cocomi: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ::Cries while she is laughing.::

Cocomi: Ahahahahaha, first up is Kenshin Himura!

Kenji: Dad, where are ya? ::looks around in crowd.::

Guy#3: THERE HE IS! DRAG HIM TO THE STAGE!

Kenshin: ::Wails.:: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

::Dancers bring him up to the stage and the DJ mixes some suspense music.::

DJ: Ok, Kenshin Himura, you were chosen, and the fans secretly voted without you knowing! The song they want you to sing is...BABY GOT BACK! And they also wanted you to add in a part of your own in the rapping section!

Kenshin: ORO? No, I am not going to-

Crowd: Loser, loser, loser!

Guy#3: Stupid wanderer! You are such a wuss I bet if you had a chance you would wander up your own ass!

Kenshin: Stupid member of the imperialist army! I will show you! ::Steals mike:: Where is the changing room?

::Is directed to the room.::

::::::::::::::::::::One Hour Later::::::::::::::::::::

::Inuyasha and the gang show up late.::

Inuyasha: I heard that this was going to be really cool...it looks gay ALREADY. ::Fehs.::

Kagome: Oh, Inuyasha, you are so stubborn! Kenji, Cocomi and Dee said they were going to be here, and they said we all had to come! Plus, it's a dance party, so I am going to make you dance!

Inuyasha: Not in the Seven Hells you aren't.

Miroku: I would watch out, Inuyasha. ::Laughs.:: It's like she has a leash on you with that rosary. ::Looks around and sees a lot of hot girls.:: I think this is the night, Miroku...the night you get laid!

Sango: We'll see about that, Player.

Miroku: ::Looks at her weird, then whispers under breath.:: Don't call me that when all these people are around! They may find out...

Sango: Who said they didn't?

Shippo: Wow! This is awesome! Hey guys, look I think Kenshin is about to perform...

::All stare at stage, then Inuyasha lets out a large guffaw.::

Inuyasha: HAHAHAHAHA man I wonder if he can sing.

Shippo: Like you? ::Snickers.::

Inuyasha: What are you talking about? ::Looks uneasy..::

Shippo: Oh, you didn't tell everyone else did ya? Inuyasha sings while he is taking his bath, whenever that is. He listens to Kagome's CD player! He's sung to Christina Augilera, Brittany Spears, 50 Cent, all that good stuff!

::Inuyasha pounces on Shippo and beats him up till there is nothing but a tail left.::

Sango: Inuyasha! I have to admit that was quite funny. He is pretty annoying.

Kagome: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES?

All: Yeah! ::Go to see the couple.::

Both: Hey, what's up Inu and Sango and Kagome and...::shuuddeerrss:: Miiiirooookkuuuu.

Miroku: Hello! Gods Cocomi is it me or do you look hotter every time I see you? ::Making a pass.::

Cocomi: It is nice of you to say that...::Blushes, then makes sure she has easy access to pepper spray.::

Kenji: Dad's just about to perform on the stage, whoa is this going to be funny or what? ::Shakes head and laughs to self.::

::Suddenly, the music for the song turns on, and everything is shadowed by the dark, until the light suddenly shows a figure standing with his legs spread and a hat on his head backwards. His ponytail is to the left of his head and he is wearing a Fubu sweater with baggy Enyce Jeans on. A chain hangs from them and his neck is over weighted with over fifteen gold necklaces. One of them is a dragon...)::

Kenshin: ::Screams.:: Are you all ready to get DOWN?

Girls From Crowd: ::Screams.:: AAAAAHHHHHHH!

Girl#1: Kenshin I love you! Kenshin you my baby's daddy! Kenshin!

Kenshin: Heh, uh, oh, thank you honey.

::Girl is Kaoru waving a makeshift sign in the air.::

::Kenshin starts to sing as the song starts, back-up dancers dance very funky to the rhythm.::

Kenshin:

I LIKE BIG BUTS AND I CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHA'S CAN'T DENY! WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY-BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG! LIKE A RABBIT I JUST CAN'T GET OUTTA THIS HABIT! WHEN GROPIN' IS A MUST AND YA TOUCHIN GIRLS' BUTTS YOU JUST START TO LOSE CONTROL!

::Kenshin jumps up and spins on his head while the girls dance. All guests dance and whistle and cheer.::

Kenji: ::Stares blankly.:: That is not...my dad.

Inuyasha: Oh yes it is! Look at your old man go! ::Laughs to self, then snorts.::

Kagome: Kenji, I didn't know that Mr. Himura could, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

::Kenji is noticeably embarrassed, cries on Cocomi's shoulder, but her shoulder is moving vigorously.::

Cocomi: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ::Cries.::

::Kenshin finishes dancing and he bows, and then walks uneasily off the stage. Kaoru runs over to kiss him, and the people cheer for him. Kenji still is crying.::

::::::::::::::::::::Meanwhile...::::::::::::::::::::

::Sesshomaru and Naraku are walking through the halls, trying to find the main room.::

Sesshy: I really do not want to be here. ::Retorts.:: I REALLY do not want to-

Naraku: Oh, come on. I told you that if you came as my date, then you would get your arm back. ::Winks.::

Sesshy: ::Gags.:: Ack! Your date?

Naraku: Do you have a problem with that? It looks like your arm does. ::Takes arm out of pants, shakes it.::

Sesshomaru: ::Winces.:: You keep it there?

Naraku: Wahahahaha, yes, baby, I keep it there. Just to fill in some empty spaces, des ka?

Sesshomaru: ::Gags, runs away.::

::::::::::::::::::::Next time on SONGFIC SHUFFLE...::::::::::::::::::::

Dee: You ungrateful bleep bleep bleeps are going to PPPPAAAAAYYYYY!

Cocomi: AAAAHHHHHHH!

Inuyasha: Hell no, I ain't performing some stupid 'Hey 'ya'!

All: YES YOU ARE!

POB: Wow, that took the wind out of me writing that.

Dee: Yeah, we can smell it too.

Del: No, that was me.

POB and Dee: ...........................

POB: So...er, yeah, so Del, I am so sorry about that...

Del: Yeah, that's ok. ::Looks at her pevertedly.:: I enjoyed EVERY minute of it.

POB: Well there is more where that came from...

Dee: I am not here I am not here, I am only air....I am not here I am not here I am only air...

OK GUYS, I IMMENSLY THANK YOU ALL FOR TAKING THE TIME FOR READING THIS! IF YOU GUYS WANT TO REQUEST A VERY CRAZY SONG FOR AN INUYASHA/KENSHIN CHARCTER TO SING LET ME KNOW BY REVIEWING, AND NO MATTER HOW MANY POSTS I DO NOT RECEIVE I AM GOING TO KEEP POSTING, BECAUSE I CAN, AND I WILL! THANK YOU! FOR NOW, SAYONARA!