Author's Note: YAY! IT'S OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS PAST YEAR AS MUCH AS I HAVE AND WILL CONTINUE TO READ, REVIEW, AND ENJOY THE DANCE! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! (throws up confetti)

Okay well sorry this chapter took so long guys. I've been SUPER SUPER busy, much more than usual. We just got done redoing my room (YAY! LIME GREEN WALLS!) I really appreciate everything and for all of you holding out on me in my times of sadness and when I just didn't get those chapters out. Thank you all VERY much:)

Well, I have a feeling (okay so I know) that this is going to be one of the longest and dirtiest songs of them all. The song is Freek-A-Leek and I'm sure many of you know it. So, seeing as it is our "anniversary", I hope that it makes up for everything that has happened this past year (that's creepy sounding) like late chapters or ones you didn't approve of and you all enjoy it. ;)

If anyone would like me to edit this chapter for them (as I know of some people who would like that), please either place that request and your email in a review, or simply email me. My address is on my profile and my website.

I recently found out I didn't make it to states for my writing competition and that my friend (and competitor) beat me AGAIN so that put me off a bit. But I'm back and here is your long awaited chapter!

Last Time...

"I'm sorry Arimi," Michieru said softly, wrapping an arm around her waist. "I was stupid. I mean, I love you, even WHEN you were gone. I just wanted to remember what it felt like to be alone again. But you know what?"
"What?" Arimi asked.
"I don't like being alone."


Chapter 25
Wait A Minute... Who?

"Kagome, do you have any ideas for some songs? I'm getting tired of so many slow dances. We need something FAST!" Eri asked, leaning against on of the bleachers.

"I know, but Kramer is already filled with slow dance song requests! And he said he promised to fill them all," Kagome replied, sighing softly. They had sat out the last half hour, waiting for the slow songs to end. And when they had asked Kramer how much longer it would be, he had replied he had at least twenty more songs on the way.

"Argh! This is so boring!" Yuka suddenly cried, jumping from her seat on the bleachers, "Kramer is putting a fast song on NOW!"

"But Yuka – " Kagome started but Yuka was gone before she could finish.

Arimi sighed heavily, "Great... now what?"

"Well, let's wait and see if Yuka got through to Kramer," Zakuku suggested as they watched from a distance as Yuka seemed to be screaming something in the poor DJ's ear. Suddenly, she began jumping for joy, gave Kramer and nice big slap on the back, and raced back toward the rest of the gang.

"I did it guys, I did it!" she cried once she reached them. "Kramer said he won't play the rest of the slow songs! We get to dance!"

"That's great!" Everyone exclaimed happily.

"What is the next song Yuka?" Kagome asked.

Yuka shook her head, "I don't know. He didn't tell me."

Suddenly, loud music began playing through the large speakers. A voice came on that made everyone but InuYasha squeal for joy.

"Let's take some calls from the request line. Caller number one..." announced the mysterious voice.

But it wasn't the only mysterious voice. As soon as the first stopped, another one started.

"Ay, man... what's up. This Dominique from shay lil' shack bar."

"Kagome," InuYasha whispered, "Who are these people? Where are they? And what the hell are they talking about?"

"It's a part of the song InuYasha," Kagome explained. "One is the singer of the song. Just ignore it okay?" InuYasha nodded.

"What's up Dominique?"

"I wanna hear that song from Lil Jon and Petey Pablo."

"Aight, I got that coming right up for you. Now shout out the radio station that gave you what you wanted."

"Double-u boom boom b baby!"

Double- boom boom b? What the hell does that mean? This song doesn't make any sense! InuYasha thought, clutching his head.

"Come on InuYasha! Let's dance!" Kagome cried, grabbing InuYasha's hand and roughly pulling him onto the dance floor.

(How you like it daddy?)

Would you do it from the front?

Do what! I don't understand! InuYasha's mind screamed as he stood, immobile as to what was going on, and he watched all of the other teens dance.

"Come on InuYasha! Don't just stand there!" Kagome cried.

(How you like it daddy?)

Would you do it from the back?

(How you like it daddy?)

What the hell! InuYasha's mind cried as Kagome began dancing in front of him. Not that he minded but... Kagome didn't dance like that for nothing. She let her hips sway back and forth seductively as she set her hand's onto his chest and smiled slyly up at him.

Fyna break it down like that!

(How you like it daddy?)

It hit InuYasha like a rock does a bird (a/n: I have no idea where that came from). This song... what it was about (or what it was about so far)... why Kagome was dancing like she was... what the voice was talking about... it.

Oh boy... InuYasha moaned, smiling back down at Kagome. This is going to be fun.

(How you like it daddy?)

Would you do it from the front?

InuYasha leaned forward slightly and Kagome finally seemed to notice his smile. She returned the smile and wrapped her arms around his neck, leaning onto him as well.

(How you like it daddy?)

Can you take it from the back?

As soon as Kagome wrapped her arm's around InuYasha's neck, InuYasha responded by wrapping his arm around her lower waist and pulling her closer to him. The heat between them was practically unbearable and the song had just started.

(How you like it daddy?)
Fyna break it down like that!
(How you like it daddy?)

24, 34, 46, good and thick,
And once you get it she'll work wit it.
Put a face and some cute lips,
Earring and a tongue and she'll know what to do wit it.
Make a name for herself, and she do her $hit well,
And know how to keep her business to herself.
What the hell are they saying! I can't understand any of it!

InuYasha thought in the back of his head as he continued to "dance" with Kagome.

Come over anytime a nigga call chick,
1 o'clock, 2 o'clock,
(ding dong)
And she right there.
And she know why she came here,
And she know where her clothes suppose to be.
(off and over there)

Kagome moved her hands from around InuYasha's neck and slowly but surely untucked his shirt from his nice pants. As soon as it was untucked she began moving her hands up his chest, slowly and seductively, leaving little, feather-like traces over his strong body.

Sniff a little coke, take a little x,
Smoke a little weed, drink a little bit.

InuYasha groaned softly as he felt Kagome's touch and leaned down to her face, whispering in her ear, "Kagome... please, don't." InuYasha felt Kagome tense up but relaxed as he softly kissed her neck.

"I just don't know if I can hold back."

I need a gurl that I can freak wit,
and wanna try $hit, and ain't scared of a big dick.
And love to get her pu$$y licked,
By another bitch, cuz I ain't drunk enough to do that.

"Um Kagome?" InuYasha whispered, his head still by her neck.

"Mm hmm?" Kagome murmured, her eyes closed.

InuYasha hesitated, "Well... I don't know if this is the right time but... um..."

"Go on."

"Kagome, why would you want to smoke a weed?"

Kagome didn't say anything at first mostly because she had no idea what InuYasha was talking about. "A weed?" she murmured softly.

"Ya, the guy in the song said he wanted to smoke a little weed. But why would you want to smoke a weed? And he also said sniff some coke. What's coke? And why would you want to sniff it?"

"InuYasha..." Kagome said, slightly agitated, "You were right. This isn't the right time to be asking questions like that." InuYasha merely said nothing.

Kagome sighed and then pulled back slightly to look at him. She smiled, "I'm sorry. That was mean of me. You were just wondering. Well, weed is a drug. It's this bad stuff for you. They just call it weed because it's a plant. But it's very bad for you. Same thing with coke. They're just nicknames for some plants that are harmful. Do you understand now?" InuYasha nodded.

"Sorry if that interrupted the moment Kagome," he whispered softly, sticking his nose back down to her neck. "I didn't mean to."

"That's okay."

FREAK A LEEK!
(Do you like it daddy?)
Shameka
Keisha
(Do you like it daddy?)
Tara
FREAK A LEEK!
Shonda
(Do you like it daddy?)
Sabrina
Crystal
(Do you like it daddy?)
Daronda
FREAK A LEEK!
Theresa
(Do you like it daddy?)
Falicia
Tenisha
(Do you like it daddy?)
Sharon
FREAK A LEEK!
Monica
(Do you like it daddy?)
Monique
Christina
(Do you like it daddy?)
Yolanda

Everyone else screamed with joy along to the song as the names played out, including Kagome. However, fear was the only thing that InuYasha was screaming. He had the secret about turning into a human but this was almost worst. If someone found out this secret, he'd be done for!

InuYasha glanced around nervously, still holding onto Kagome.

Hopefully she didn't notice I tensed up. Maybe they won't sing the names again...

I need to know a whole lot then to teachin' a broad,
With my ding dong make her tongue tickin the b0ng.
Go on ahead so I don't have to do that far,
I'm spoiled (and I don't like to work that hard).
I like to lay back, relax, and enjoy my time,
And let your eyes roll back and my toes curl.
(I love when you do that gurl)
Until it comes time for me to have to give her hers.
Tell me what you want,
Do you want it missionary with your feet cramed into the head board?
Do you want it from the back with your face in the pillow so you can
yell it loud if you want to?
Do you want it on the floor?
Do you want it on the chair?
Do you want it over here?
Do you want it over there?
Do you want it in ya pu$$y?
Do you want it in ya ass?
I'll give you anything you can handle!

"InuYasha?" Kagome murmured, looking up at him as he slowly lost the fear inside of him.

"Hmm?" he replied, snapping out of his daze and tightening the grip around Kagome's waist.

"Um... I have a secret that I have to tell you," Kagome stammered, blushing a deep red color.

"What is it Kagome?" InuYasha asked, leaning forward slightly as to hear her better. He didn't have his super dog ears now and he was afraid he would miss what she had to say.

"Um... well... I... I'm a..." Kagome couldn't bring herself to say it. It was so embarrassing!

"Go on Kagome," InuYasha prodded softly.

"I'm a... a..." Kagome's face seemed to change from a red to a dried-blood like color as she pressed her forehead against his and whispered, "I'm a virgin."

InuYasha froze, unable to say anything. Then, without thinking, he burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" Kagome cried angrily, tears already starting to gather. "Is my secret that funny to you!"

"No, no! Kagome's it's not like that! I mean, I knew you were a virgin!"

"You... you knew!" Kagome murmured, aghast.

"Well ya! It's not that hard to figure out Kagome! You seem too to not be a virgin! And look at me! Don't tell me you seriously thought I wasn't a virgin too!"

"You... you are?"

InuYasha laughed outwardly again, "Of course! What kind of man do you think I am!"

"A xy wanted by every gurl in the village man?"

"No! Don't you remember that when you came, I was pinned to a tree sleeping and everybody feared me!"

"Yes but – " But InuYasha stopped her by placing a small kiss on her lips.

"Just forget about it Kagome okay? We're both virgins and that's the end of it."

Kagome nodded, "Okay." Suddenly, Kagome heard the next part of the song.

"Come on InuYasha! Let's sing along this time!" Kagome cried as the chorus began again.

Uh-oh...

FREAK A LEEK!
(Do you like it daddy?)
Shameka

Keisha

"Backeka!" InuYasha cried, doing his best to repeat the names.

"Kaleksha!"

(Do you like it daddy?)

Tara

"Para!"

FREAK A LEEK!

Shonda

"Lelonda!"

(Do you like it daddy?)

Sabrina

Crystal

"Arena!"

"Bristol!"

(Do you like it daddy?)

Daronda

"Tetonda!"

FREAK A LEEK!

Theresa

"Carissa!"

(Do you like it daddy?)

Falicia

Tenisha

"Phoenicia!"

"Kelisha!"

(Do you like it daddy?)

Sharon

"Baron!"

FREAK A LEEK!

Monica

"Tonica!"

(Do you like it daddy?)

Monique

Christina

"Bleak!"

"Nina!"

(Do you like it daddy?)

Yolanda

"Luanda!"

"InuYasha! What the heck are you singing!" Kagome cried, laughing.

"I'm just singing along!" InuYasha cried defensively.

"But you're saying their names all wrong! Some of those aren't even names!"

"Well it's not my fault I'm not good with names!"

"You're not good with names?" Kagome asked, smiling.

InuYasha turned his head away, blushing slightly, "Yeah... that's why I always called you a stupid because I couldn't remember your name."

"But you did eventually," Kagome said, trying to bring InuYasha's spirits up.

"Not really... Kaede thwacked me a few times to get me to remember. The same thing happened with Miroku, Sango, Kirara, and Shippo. The only name I pronounced correctly was Naraku.

"Well, try again okay? I'll help."

(How you like it daddy?)

Would you do it from the front?

(How you like it daddy?)

Would you do it from the back?

(How you like it daddy?)

Fyna break it down like that!

(How you like it daddy?)

(How you like it daddy?)

Would you do it from the front?

(How you like it daddy?)

Can you take it from the back?

(How you like it daddy?)

Fyna break it down like that!

(How you like it daddy?)

"Yeah, I appreciate it lil' home boy."

"Not a problem. You know I do it because I love you. Now I got to give a shout out to Seagrim Gin cus I drink it, and they paying me for it."

FREAKALEEK!

(Do you like it daddy?)

Shameka

Keisha

"Maneka!"

"Seleeha!"

"No InuYasha, Sha-mee-kaa. And Kee-shaa."

(Do you like it daddy?)

Tara

"Mascara!"

"InuYasha, how do you know what mascara is? Did you sneak into my makeup bag?"

"Um... No?"

FREAKALEEK!

Shonda

"Petonda!"

"No InuYasha! Sho-ndaa"

(Do you like it daddy?)

Sabrina

Crystal

"Krajina!"

"Pistol!"

"No! That's not how Krajina is pronounced InuYasha! And how do you know what pistols are? They don't have them in your time!"

"Um..."

"The only place they are is in my history... InuYasha, have you been reading my history book?"

"Um... No?"

(Do you like it daddy?

Daronda

"Macaronda!"

"Where do you come up with this stuff? It's Da-ron-daa."

FREAKALEEK!

Theresa

"Pisa!"

"No, no, that's a city. It's Ter-ee-saa."

(Do you like it daddy?)

Falicia

Tenisha

"Namicia!"

"Barkisha!"

"Fal-le-sha and Ten-ee-sha."

(Do you like it daddy?)

Sharon

"Taron!"

"Taron? No, Share-on!"

FREAKALEEK!

Monica

"Ramoica!"

"What the! No, Mon-ih-ka."

(Do you like it daddy?)

Monique

Christina

"Cheek!"

"Hyena!"

"Cheek? That – " Kagome stopped as InuYasha swept down and kissed her softly on the cheek.

"Yes, cheek."

(Do you like it daddy?)

Yolanda

"Anaconda!"

"A what!"

"Oh let's just stop InuYasha," Kagome said, sighing. "I'm getting tired of this and it's going to repeat all over again!"

"I'm sorry Kagome," InuYasha said softly, leaning down and nuzzling her neck.

"It's okay, but let's dance some more okay?"

Kagome suddenly heard a low growl in InuYasha's throat and he nipped at her neck softly.

"Anytime."

FREAKALEEK!

(Do you like it daddy?)

Shameka

Keisha

(Do you like it daddy?)

Tara

Kagome smiling as InuYasha continued to nuzzle her neck, started once again to run her hands up InuYasha's chest. The low rumbling in his throat started again and only made Kagome smile even more. While one of InuYasha's arms was wrapped securely around Kagome's lower back, the other made its way down to the side of Kagome's dress where it fingered the edge and her thigh.

FREAKALEEK!

Shonda

(Do you like it daddy?

Sabrina

Crystal

(Do you like it daddy?

Daronda

As soon as InuYasha felt Kagome's hands on his chest once again, he gave out a low growl and slowly pulled his head back from her neck.

"I thought we agreed on not doing that anymore," he grunted and Kagome smiled slyly at him.

"I thought you knew I didn't play by the rules," Kagome said, placing a kiss on his bottom lip. InuYasha smiled slightly, more like a smirk, and captured her lips in a powerful kiss that practically knocked the wind out of Kagome.

FREAKALEEK!

Theresa

(Do you like it daddy?

Falicia

Tenisha

(Do you like it daddy?)

Sharon

FREAKALEEK!

Monica

InuYasha took his hand from Kagome's thigh and placed it with the other around her lower back, puller her to him tightly. Kagome quickly moved her hands from his chest to his neck, wrapping them and fingering the collar at the back.

The kiss was powerful yet sweet and pure at the same time. InuYasha groaned into Kagome's mouth as her fingers touched the back of his neck softly. Kagome smiled as she heard the groan but gave a little gasp as she felt InuYasha try and pull her even closer to him, despite the fact that her own chest was pressed firmly up against his.

(Do you like it daddy?)

Monique

Christina

(Do you like it daddy?)

Yolanda

Suddenly, the music died and Kagome slowly let the kiss die, and pulled away softly. Once they broke apart, InuYasha smiled down at her in a way she couldn't place. But she could easily see the look in his eyes and place that. The lu$t and want in his eyes was stronger than ever and she knew he was wishing she'd take him back home so they could go to his time and mess around much more than they could here.

InuYasha leaned down and kissed Kagome's forehead and let her go from the tight grip that he had held around her waist. Kagome followed suit and let her arms hang loosely from his neck.

"Kami Kagome, can't we leave now?" InuYasha asked, the lu$t and want in his eyes now mixing with a look of pleading.

"Soon InuYasha, soon," Kagome murmured before pulling InuYasha into another kiss, this one, not as strong or sweet as the one before, but just as meaningful.


Author's Note: YAY! IT'S DONE! Damn this thing took a long time! I started at 12:30 or 1 and now its 5:14! Well, I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. Sorry if something's weren't so funny or whatever, I just know I enjoyed it. ;) Oh and hope that filled everyone's appatite for lemon for now. That may be the most lemon this story gets (unless I add something at the end but I don't think I will). But who knows, I may change my mind. ;) (evil grin)

Alright we've got a few review note thingies:

lilsaphire: isn't that rule so stupid though? Yes, there is a disclaimer for the songs (in one of the earlier chapters) and I can't use geocities because my parents would find out and well... they don't really want me to have a website so... ya.
Kimi504: Well, what fanfiction is saying now is that is against the rules and you can't. But I'm not going to let them stop me. :evil grin:
Lunah-chan: Yay! I'll email you ASAP seeing as how links don't show up in reviews. ;) I would be honored to be hosted by you and your friend! Thank you both SO much!
Kurayami22: That's a good idea. I just got a cd that's PURE ROCK and I'm sure you'll like some of those. :)
Inuyasha'smainsqueaze: Wow... okay well I don't think they would make an exception but if it is deleted, I PROMISE it will be somewhere else on the net so you can read it. ;) And you're right, there really are a lot of songfics out there.

Okay well here's one thing. Since I'm going to be finishing this up, I won't be able to take any more song requests. These following songs which were submitted earlier are the only ones that will be added (to my 26... ugh...)

The songs are:

Baby Got Back
The Thong Song
Drowning
1, 2 Step (Ciara)
Material Girl (Madonna)
Missing (Evanescence)
Tipsy
Pain (Jimmy Eat World)
Lovers & Friends (Usher, Lil'Jon, & Ludacris)

However, I have not looked at all of them and some may not be added.

BIG NEWS! INUYASHA THE MOVIE 3 – SWORD OF AN HONORABLE RULER WILL BE FOR SALE IN THE UNITED STATES ON SEPTEMBER 6, 2005 FROM VIZ!

Oh and I made a C2 guys. I don't really know what they are but I think you post your favorite InuYasha stories. Well, anyways, check it out and add your favorites okay?
http/ www . fanfiction . net / c2 / 16115 / 0 / 1
Hope you guys can add some really great stories!

I went back and reread one of my favorite old chapters – Milkshakes! God I love these kinds of songs!

Oh and this chapter better be long enough for yall! 13 pages!

Okay guys well sorry some of the words have dollar signs and zero's in them. And I know gurl is spelled wrong (like that) but FanFiction isnt working for me and I have to edit my chapters completely in html form and some words (like gurl for some odd reason) are cut out. I plan to email fanfiction asap to tell them whats going on. Until then, you guys are stuck with it. :);;;;

Sakura G. signing out. Love yall. ;)
Oh and don't forget: No reviews, No chapters! ;)

Length:
13 Microsoft Word Pages; 3762 Words

Preview of the Next Chapter:

"Of course schools don't sell alcohol! What kind of dance do you think – "

"Yes yes Kagome. But this isn't a school run dance."

"So... you mean?"

"Yes... why don't you get go InuYasha now eh?"

Next time, in The Dance!

Chapter 26:
Weeeeeeeee! Tipsy!