A/N: Thanks to all the reviewers!
GiGiFanFic: Yeah, I don't really like slashy/angsty fics. That's why I've only written one serious one XD
SatanBarbie: I LOVE your idea about Cho and Draco... I'm totally using it. I know you're going to be like "What is wrong with this girl?" (if you haven't thought that already) but whatever... I act on impulse and I like your idea... So... Yay for Satan Barbie's ideas! XD
Michelle: How many times do I have to say that everyone is OOC?!?!??! I know Hermione is a freak in this story, it's called a parody! I am making fun of her and people like her! Gggrraarrggghhhh!!!!!!!!! ::rips out hair::
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
It came so quickly, the end of the reunion. Ginny wasn't really so excited about leaving, but she had talked to just about everyone in the whole room three times, so she supposed it was okay. Harry was perfectly happy to leave, while Ron was a tad upset about having to part with his beloved Cheetos.
"This is so sad," Ginny moaned. "I'm never going to see these people ever again!"
"Sure you will, Ginny," said Harry, patting her on the back. "Dumbledore'll have another reunion in five more years!"
Then suddenly something happened to delay their leaving...
"You know what? Just forget it, Draco. Forget it!"
"But- Fine..." Draco sighed. He had been fighting with Hermione for 20 minutes and by now the whole room was watching. It was getting pretty useless. "Fine! I can live without you! You might not be able to survive without my money and my sex, but I can do anything without yours! You were holding me back! I'm happy we got in this stupid argument, because now I can finally tear myself away from you!"
"Fuck you! And take your stupid ring back!" She threw the ring that Draco had given her onto the ground.
"Hey, watch it! That ring was expensive!" Draco said, delicately picking the ring up off the ground and inspecting it.
Suddenly he got an idea. Cho had just re-entered the building seconds ago, saying that Samantha had forgotten her sweater. It was now or never.
"Cho!" he said, rushing over to her. "Cho, I need to ask you something."
"Okay..." Cho said, slightly embarrassed. She just realized that the whole room was staring at them.
"Cho, I know that I've been a horrible person," Draco said. "But since I've seen you today, I've realized how hot and sexy you are, and that your sex is way better than Hermione's."
"What?!" she screamed. "Now that has gone too far!" She tried to stomp over to Draco, but Dean caught the back of her dress and wouldn't let her go. He needed to see what Draco was doing...
"And we have a daughter together," Draco continued. "I may not have been much of a father to her, but I want to make it up to you." He got down on one knee, shaking. "Cho, will you marry me?" He held out the ring that Hermione had just tossed to the ground moments ago.
The whole crowd waited with bated breath. What was Cho going to say?!?!?!
"Are you kidding me?" she replied. "Are you insane? So we had sex in a closet, big deal. I am not getting married to you. You're a sleaze ball. You may be hot and nice in bed, but that's about as far as it goes. See ya." And with that, she turned and left the building to the whole crowd laughing so hard that tears were slipping from their eyes and pee was slipping down a few of their legs.
Draco got up and left as quickly as he could, never to be seen again by anyone who ever went to Hogwarts. (He put a charm on himself to be invisible to them.)
A/N: Hee, hee... That whole thing was Satan Barbie's idea. Those of you who don't like me very much might be wondering why I actually used it? Well, I needed an ending and I like to humiliate Draco.