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Ron Weasley of Hogwarts writes: I have a fear of spiders. Kwikspell's Appease Your Arachnophobia Or Become An Appealing Appetizer, unfortunately, has not helped in the slightest. Really, I think it just made things worse. Thank you, but no thank you, Kwikspell!

Kwikspell: Look for the large, glossy, purple envelope with silver lettering on the front!


"Yes, Forge?"

"Seen The Daily Prophet this morning?"

"Oh, indeed I have, Gred. Indeed I have."

"It was one of my more capital business ideas, I must say."

"Quite clever of you, Gred. Really. A merger with Kwikspell. Very clever."

"Say Forge, how long do you expect it will take for us to hear from our testimonial participants?"

"That depends on how many bother to read advertisements, dear brother."

"Kind of hard to miss a full, front page advert wouldn't you say?"

"Yes, I'd rather say it would be, Gred. I'd rather say it would be."

Author's Note: This is an older fanfic of mine. Yes, I always figured Blaise to be a boy, as every Blaise I've ever heard of has been male. However, as it is not a common name in America, and many fics with Blaise are written by the clueless, I had to put in the gender identity crisis for kicks. Blaise is also black, folks- not Italian. Anyway, please read and review.