Whee! Here's ch.3! That's all I have to say!

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Juri: (stares at the Monopoly Man) I-It can't be…

Utena: NUUUUUUUU!!!!! Its worst than I thought!!!

Monopoly Man: MWAHAHAHA!! FEAR ME MASSES! FOR I AM, THE MONOPOLY MAN!

Everyone minus Anthy and Chuchu screams.

Monopoly Man: (begins singing 'The Revelation of Absolute Destiny' for absolutely no reason.) Zettai unmei mokushiroku Shuseii--

Utena screams bloody murder.

Utena: NOOOOOO!!!! IT MUST BE SOME KIND OF DEATH SONG!!!!! MY EARS!!!!!

Monopoly Man(will now be known as MM cause I'm lazy): HEY! How dare you interrupt me you bitch!

Utena: Wahh Anthy he's yelling at meee! (Hides behind Anthy)

Anthy sighs and shakes her head.

Anthy: Listen, Mr. …Monopoly Man..My friends and I are here o--

Monopoly Man: WHEE!!!!! (he begins jumping around the them)

Saionji: WHEEEE!!!! (jumps with him)

Everyone sweatdrops.

Anthy: Hey! Are you listening!?

MM: Nope, not at all.

He hops by Juri, who's eyes widen.

Juri: AHHH!!! Like, oh my god, that pervert groped me! Sicko! (she bitchslaps him)

MM: Oh, fiesty are we? (winks at her)

Juri: EWWW!

Miki: Yo, hey brudda, that's MY ho!

MM: (sticks his tongue out at Miki)

Chuchu: KYAAAA!!! (he jumps on the Monopoly man and bites him)

MM: YEOWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Chuchu: LISTEN HERE YOU ASSWIPE! We're on a goddamn mission so we can get back home! And we need your HELP! Now, what do you know about the Star, Rainbow, or Rose Crystals!?

MM: o.o; ohhhh =3 You want the Star Crystal do you?

All: Yes!

Nanami: Please.

MM: Well…

Anthy: Well?

MM: Do you know…………The Muffin Man?

Anthy: The Muffin Man?

MM: The Muffin Man.

Chuchu: The Muffin Man?

MM: The Muffin Man.

Utena: The M-Muffin Man?..

MM: The Muffin Man.

Touga: The Muffin Man?

MM: The Muffin Man.

Saionji: WHEE!! X3 The Mu--

Anthy: ALRIGHT IT'S THE GODDAMNED MUFFIN MAN!

MM: Yes, The Muffin Man.

Chuchu: What about him? No, we don't know him.

MM: If you want the Star Crystal, then you must find the Muffin Man. And bring him to me.

Anthy sighs.

Anthy: Alright, do you know where we can find him?

MM: I'd check the next town up the road. Its called Chicken Cookie Town.

Chuchu: Chicken Cookie Town?

MM: Chicken Cookie Town.

Utena: Chicken Cookie Town?

MM: Chicken Cookie Town.

Nanami: Chicken C--

Anthy: PLEASE LETS NOT START THAT AGAIN! .

All: Okies smokies.

Anthy stares at them oddly.

Anthy: ..o…k…

Chuchu: (Sigh) I guess lets go find this Muffin Man at Chicken Cookie Town..

The others nod and leave The Monopoly Man smirks to himself.

MM: Yes, Muffy once your returned to me, I'll never let you leave again…MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (is whacked in the head by a monopoly board) Ouch…

DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

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Well, that's it, how was it? Please review everyone, I'll update when I can! Bye for now! =3