Hi! This is my first drumroll...watch-a-ma-call-it-thing-a-ma-bob-PoTc-thing

Discalmer:I own diddly squat!!!!

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In the tune of 'All I care about is Love' from Chicago the movie/play...not the band people...yeah....on with the frik'en song!!!!

Anouncer-ladies & gentalmen. The golden tooth pirate

of the seven seas. The one. The only. Capt'in Jack Sparrow!!!!....

(music starts up)

Jack-I don't care abou't expenive hats, pirate gold, be'in slapped.

Don't mean a thing, all i care about is RUM!!!

(bunch of girls come out dressed in huge-o rum bottels cosumes

so only there legs and arms are seen, and dance around him... slappin

Jack around around once in a while)

Girls-Thats what he's here for!!

Jack I don't care for weain' beads in ma' hair or flirtin' with pretty girls.

No no not me! All I care about is RUM!!

Bring me to, oceans blue, solfly saying "drink me to" Let me see 'em sittin

there and honest mister I'll drink 'em all!!!! I don't care about fine attire that

capt'in barbosa might admire. No no not me!

All:All I(he) care(s) about is Rum!!

Jack(spoken)-Maybe your think I'm talking about regular rum, well I'm not.

Not just regular rum but all kinds of rum!! Like spiced rum, old rum, brown

rum...and regular rum isnt bad eather!

Girls-(whistle)

Jack(sung)-It may sound odd but all I care about is RUM!!!

Girls-honest to god all he care about is rum!!

All-All I(he) care(s) about iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssss

RUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was that random or what? Well ya don't know while Jack was singing he could be..ya know..striping like the movie 'chacago'.... hehehe Well R&R to recive more chicago hits from PoTc like "POOP DECK TANGO" and "ALL THAT SPLASH".

Oh and thanks to my cousin Paige, she helped and told me to get off my lazy butt to post these songs!

Cookies to you Paige! And to all the people that review.....I even have the lo-carb ones...but there nasty.