That card is mine!

Summary: Watch out Hogwarts! The Marauders and the Masks are here! They'll shoot the moon down!

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters that J.K. made up. =P

"Why can't you get it through your thick head, Black?! That card is mine!" James yelled at Sirius, pulling on a teeny, tiny, little, itty, bitty chocolate frog card. Sirius, who was pulling on the other end, yelled back. "Nuh-uh! You and I both know that its mine!!!!!!!"

The boys each gave a huge tug at the card. The card gave a 'snap' sound that could barely be heard. Both boys fell backwards, Sirius onto Remus, and James onto a boy that had just entered. James and the boy tumbled out of the compartment and smacked onto the other wall, or technically, the other door.

Whoever was in the compartment opened the door and James and the boy fell back again, looking up at the girl who opened the door. James just smiled cheekily and waved. The other boy's eyes just grew huge as he shimmied out of the compartment.

Sirius grabbed James by the legs and pulled him out, saying sorry very quickly. The girl shut the door, after gazing at James for a couple of seconds.

"Sirius, what was that all about? She was looking good! Especially under her shirt." "Oh, James! How immature!" Sirius practically screamed in a posh voice. Remus just rolled his eyes, returning to Hogwarts, a History.

Sirius just realized that the boy was in the compartment and jumped up. "HI, MY NAME IS SIRIUS!!!! WHAT'S YOUR NAME??????????" The little boy shrunk backward in fear of Sirius' hyperness.

"I-I'm P-p-p-Peter. Peter Pe-Pettigrew" the boy stuttered. "I'm James Potter!!!!!!!!" "And I'm Remus Lupin. It's a pleasure to meet you, Peter." "Golly Remus! Are you ALWAYS this polite?" "No, Sirius, I just have manners, and apparently, you don't." "Oooooohhhhhhhhhhh, Sirius, you got told!" "Shut up James!"

And before they knew it, they were there.

Candy and Sapphira had to drag Lily off of the train, because she was so scared. A fifth year had told her that she had to fight a dragon to get sorted.

"No, I will not even go near a dragon! I didn't even know that dragons existed before now!!!!" Lily ranted. "Lily!!!! Calm down! You are not going to fight a dragon! Jesu Cristo!" Candy screamed, shaking Lily.

"What does Jesu Cristo mean?" Sapphira asked Candy, who was now walking in the throb of students. Candy turned around and motioned for her and Lily to follow. "It means Jesus Christ in Spanish. I'm not supposed to say it, but I do anyway. And now that our parents aren't here, I can swear all I want!" Candy exclaimed, throwing up her arms, while smiling widely.

"I could swear anyway. My favorite word is fuck. I can be an adjective, an adverb, and a verb. Look it up in the dictionary. It's quite interesting. I looked it up on the internet on this website called You can do that two." Sapphira said, leaving both girls in utter shock behind her.

"Wow! You're parents let you curse? What kind of parents do you have?" Lily asked. "SURE THEY DO!!!!!!!!! (more people staring) It's, like, they let me do anything I want. Literally. I mean, why not, these words are just ways to express emotion. . . . WHOAH! Mother Fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sapphira fell backwards, causing Lily and Candy to fall backwards, causing four boys behind them to fall backwards.

Candy and Lily looked at Sapphira strangely. "What was that about, Saf?! You nearly gave me a concussion!" Candy shouted at her. Saf didn't look at her; she was staring wide eyed at something that was up. Candy and Lily looked up.

A giant thing with a face full of hair, an extremely large overcoat with many pockets, and 2 beady eyes stared down at them. "You know, sir. It isn't polite to stare." One of the boys hidden underneath Lily said.

The man looked at the boy. "Ye' mus' be one o' them firs' years. All o' you. Come on, I've been callin' for ye' for at leas' 10 minutes." The giant man said, picking up Saf, Candy, and Lily in one hand and the four boys in the other.

He brought them over to the edge of a lake, where all of these little boats were, filled with kids their age. 2 boys were put in a boat with Lily and Sapphira while Candy sat with another girl and the 2 other boys. The boats suddenly lurched forward, and began moving slowly.

Sapphira kept whispering things in Lily's ear and looking over at Candy's boat, mainly the guy who kept talking to Candy. Little did she know, one of the boys in the back of the boat noticed this. And he was the boy's best friend.

Hagrid, the giant man, dropped them off at an underground cave that was lit by torches. A woman was there to collect them. She was tall, had black hair that was pulled tightly into a bun, and a stern face. She looked like she was not to be crossed.

"The firs' years, Professor McGonagall," Hagrid said. "Thank you, Hagrid. I will take them from here."

"Welcome to Hogwarts," said Professor McGonagall, who was now leading them into an entrance hall. "The start-of-term banquet will begin shortly, but before you take your seats in the Great Hall, you will be sorted into your houses. The Sorting is a very important ceremony because, while you are here, your house will be something like your family within Hogwarts. You will have classes with the rest of your house, sleep in your house dormitory, and spend free time in your house common room.

"The four houses are called Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Each house has its own noble history and each has produced outstanding witches and wizards. While you are at Hogwarts, your triumphs will your house points, while any rule breaking will lose house points. At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup, a great honor. I hope each of you will be a credit to whichever house becomes yours.

"The Sorting Ceremony will take place in a few minutes in front of the rest of the school. I suggest you all smarten yourselves up as much as you can while you are waiting." And she walked out of the entrance hall.

Whispers were heard throughout the hall like, "I heard we have to wrestle a troll." And "Smarten ourselves up! I can't remember anything from The Standard Book of Spells!!!!!!" And Candy couldn't stand it anymore.

"Would you people just fucking shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!? We don't have to fight freakin' anything! It's a stupid hat that reads your mind!" Candy let out. All students turned to look at her with wide eyes. One short boy even dared to speak. "OOOOHHHHHH! You said the FFFFFF-wOOOOOOOOOrd!!!!!" Candy glared at the boy and walked over to him. She grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up to face level. She raised her other hand as if to punch him. "You want to repeat that, shrimp." A voice cleared their throat. Candy turned and saw Professor McGonagall.

Candy gave a quick grin and dropped the boy, who landed in a pile. She gave an eyeing look at Candy. "They're ready for you." She led them to a pair of HUGE doors. And she pushed them open . . . . . . . . .