Disclaimer: I do not own these characters except for those I invent.
This story was written especially for Trah. If you want to read a story that makes a half-ounce of sense, leave now!!!
DC, after getting killed by the aliens, went to Europa and blew them up. Then, after getting hit by a bolt of ultra lightning from Jupiter, he became immortal. Then, upon returning to Earth, he found that the people of earth had voted and decided to make him their king. He was king of the world. Then he found the winning lottery number for $50 million.