A/N: Hmm. I haven't done this in my other stories, but I would like to give a HUGE thanks to all my reviewers. Especially SylphEater, ZeliaTheb, figured shadow, angel of darkness flame, Su da 'mazin bannana eater, Black Heart Dragon 17, and Mizustarangel. (bold and italics don't mean anything, it's just easier to read) I love you guys. Don't get offended if I didn't mention you, it's just those people reviewed on my other fics too and this is the one time I'm thanking you guys all at once. (yes, I'm lazy) Reviews make my world go round.
A/N 2: This is the last chapter. Will the demons get together or will Yusuke and Kuwabara's suffering be for nothing?
X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X
Botan was finally brave enough to show up near Genkai's temple. There were no hormone-driven girls there. Yusuke and Kuwabara were also there. Their plan was working seeing as Hiei and Kurama haven't attacked yet.
"What the hell? It's been a month since we started this mission. At this rate, I'll never get my evidence through." Botan mumbled to herself.
"Botan?" Yusuke asked.
"Hm? Oh, what is it, Yusuke?" Botan said cheerily.
"Weren't you just plotting something evil?"
"Of course not. I would never do something like that!" Botan laughed. 'Stupid Koenma.'
"Well, Kuwabara and I just want you to know that we quit." Yusuke stated.
"WHAT?! NO, you can't!"
"Why not? I'd rather face Hiei and Kurama in battle than get them together." Kuwabara said.
"Yeah, I don't think we've been this bruised in our battles."
"Well, how about one last plan, please?" Botan begged with googly eyes and a puckered lower lip.
"NO! No more direct contact with those two!" Kuwabara screeched.
"Yeah, we don't want to live in Genkai's temple for the rest of our lives. I mean, I'm pretty sure this is the only place keeping us alive. If we tried anything else on them, they'll kill us on the spot. They won't even bother chasing us." Yusuke said.
Oh no. If Yusuke and Kuwabara quit, that would mean she had to get the demons together herself.
"What if there was a way to get them both to fall in love without having to persuade them?" Botan proposed.
"NO MORE PLANS!" Yusuke shouted.
"Please? If this doesn't work, we'll forget about the mission immediately. I promise!" Botan begged again.
"NO!" the boys yelled.
"I see. Then I guess Keiko won't mind if I show her these dirty magazines I found under Yusuke's bed. And maybe Shizuru won't mind that Kuwa-chan took 5000 yen to buy cat toys for Eikichi." Botan said to herself.
Who knew Botan was so manipulative?
"That's blackmail." Yusuke said.
"Is it? I thought I would keep this to myself since you two were my friends, but seeing as you won't help me, I guess I'll have no choice but to tell them. And who else knows what else I've seen floating on my oar....."
"Alright. We get your point. Man, you have way too much time on your hands." Yusuke said. Botan giggled and bounced up and down. This is it, the final plan! It had to work!
Botan revealed a vial concealed in the sleeve of her kimono. It had a red liquid inside.
"What the hell is that?" Yusuke asked.
"It's a love potion." Botan responded.
"WHAT?! I thought those things didn't exist!" Kuwabara yelled.
"Well, it's not supposed to. This is the last vial that exists. Enma-daiou (1) said that it was too dangerous because whoever drank it would fall madly in love with the first person they see. You can see how dangerous criminals could use it to their advantage. So, Enma-daiou ordered the potion and recipe to be destroyed." Botan said. Yusuke grabbed the vial from Botan.
"Cool! Imagine how many girls we can get to fall in love with us if we use this!" Yusuke beamed.
Botan whacked him over the head with her oar and took the potion back.
"This is the last vial that exists! It's only good for two more doses; and we will use it to make Kurama and Hiei fall in love." Botan stated.
"So how did you get this?" Kuwabara asked.
"Well, we all know how careless Koenma-sama can be at times. The vial was just lying around his room. I found it about a month ago and was going to return it to the vault, but then this mission got in the way. So, we might as well use it." Botan said.
"Then, how would we get them to swallow it? They certainly won't eat or drink anything we give them after what happened last time." Yusuke said.
"I figured out a plan. They won't trust you, but they'll believe me. I will tell Kurama that Koenma-sama has given us a new mission, and he should meet us in the empty warehouse by the pier. I'll tell him to bring Hiei. When they get there, you guys will tackle them and knock them out. I'll give them a dose of the potion and when they wake up, they'll see each other and fall in love. Then, our mission is accomplished!" Botan said happily.
"Ok. We'll head out to the warehouse and plan an ambush. We'll wait for you there." Kuwabara said. And with the knowledge that this is the last plan, the boys happily and quickly headed to the warehouse.
Botan hopped on her oar and flew towards Kurama's house. Hopefully he would be home.
X X X X
She reached his house and looked into his room. He wasn't in there. However, his mother was. Botan changed into her human form and knocked on the door. Shiori answered the door.
"Oh! Botan-chan. It's nice to see you again." Shiori said.
"Shiori-san. Nice to see you too. I'm looking for Kur--Suiichi-kun. Is he home?"
"No, he's at his school. The biology club was working on a project."
"Oh. Thank you." Botan said and waved to her as she left. She hopped on her oar and headed for his school.
When she got there, most of the school was empty. She asked a nearby student where the biology club was. The girl told her that the club was in room 325 but the meeting should have been over by now.
Botan ran towards the room, but it was empty. Disappointed, she turned to leave, when she heard Kurama's voice.
"Mm. I've been waiting all day for this." Kurama said. Botan turned her head in the direction of the voice. It was coming from the boys' locker room. She quietly sneaked over to the doors and crouched down. She heard a moan.
"I know you've been watching me all day." Kurama spoke.
"It's been quite a hassle to see you without the teachers noticing." Kurama whispered.
"Sneaking around the school with you is so exciting. I know you've been horny since gym class. You love watching me change, don't you?" Kurama teased.
Botan heard someone being thrown against the locker and kissing noises. Then she heard deep moaning and clothes rustling.
"Feisty, aren't we?" Kurama questioned.
There were more moans. Then Botan heard Kurama cry out.
'No! No! Nonononono! This can't be happening. Kurama is supposed to be fucking Hiei, not one of his classmates! That lecherous youko!' Botan thought. She needed Yusuke and Kuwabara to break up those two.
Botan snuck away from the locker room and then boarded her oar. She flew as fast as she could to the warehouse. Once she got there, she ran inside- into a huge net. She tumbled backwards, into a rope and was dragged, feet first into the air. Then, Yusuke jumped into view from the shadows, shooting a spirit bullet at her. She screamed.
Her yells got Yusuke's attention. He shot another bullet to deflect the other one. Then, Kuwabara jumped down from above and ran towards Yusuke with his Spirit Sword in his hands. When he got close enough to see that it was Yusuke, it was too late to stop. He crashed into him and they both went tumbling towards the exit.
"What the hell are you two doing?!" Botan yelled from above.
"Yusuke? I thought you were Kurama." Kuwabara said.
"Is this what you two call an ambush? You couldn't tell me apart from a demon?"
"Hey! It was dark!" Yusuke defended himself. The boys finally got themselves untangled from each other.
"Anyway, where are our demons?" Yusuke asked.
"We have a problem." Botan started. "But let me down first!" After they got her down, she told them that she heard Kurama and one of his classmates feeling each other up in the locker room.
"But doesn't Kurama love Hiei?" Kuwabara wondered.
"I'm sure he does. This thing with the other boy is probably just a fling. You know Kurama, he IS a youko after all. It's just lust." Botan said.
"So how do we solve this 'problem'? Do we kill the other guy?" Kuwabara asked.
"We can still go forward with our plan, except, we knock Kurama out in the locker room. Then we'll find Hiei and put him unconscious too. We'll have better chances if we fight two to one." Yusuke said. Kuwabara and Botan agreed and the trio headed to the school.
Botan led them to the locker room, where the boys prepared to jump Kurama. They snuck behind the lockers.
Yusuke jumped from the locker and fired a spirit bullet at the lovers. Kurama dodged it at the last second, and so did his lover.
Wait, normal humans aren't able to see spirit bullets, or dodge them.
"What the hell are you doing, detective?" the lover asked. It was Hiei. Actually, it was a half naked Hiei. Yusuke screamed. Kuwabara ran into the scene. He screamed as well.
"You two are together?!" Yusuke asked.
"Uh..... yeah." Kurama blushed.
"S-since when?" Kuwabara asked.
"Well, a few days ago. I mean, over the past month, we started to feel something for each other." Kurama revealed.
"I see." Botan said, emerging from behind the lockers. "Well I guess we'll leave you two alone now." She said perkily. Botan grabbed Yusuke and Kuwabara and left.
X X X X
Outside the school, the trio was talking.
"You couldn't tell Kurama's lover was Hiei?" Yusuke asked Botan.
"He didn't speak, only Kurama did!" Botan said.
"Oh well. At least they're finally together. My plan with the viagra pills must have worked. They got together a few days after the movie." Yusuke said.
"No way, Urameshi! They were laxatives, remember?" Kuwabara yelled.
"And whose fault was that?" Yusuke asked.
"No! It was my jealous date plan that worked!" Botan argued.
X X X X
"I knew those three were up to something." Hiei said. They were watching the three argue outside the school.
"Well, all of their plans backfired on them anyway. But you can't say you didn't enjoy the time at the hot springs." Kurama said.
"Hn. Are you going to tell them that we were fucking long before they started their stupid plans?"
"No. They might go mad if they find out their suffering was all for nothing."
"Hn." Hiei smirked.
"What's so funny?"
"I wonder what they'll do if we told them we broke up?"
X X X X
A week later in Reikai.............
Incriminating photos of Koenma have surfaced. It seemed he had bought many rare delicacies from the Makai that were banned by Enma-daiou. The pictures showed Koenma stuffing his gluttonous face with the food. For his punishment, he received 5000 spankings.
Botan finally got her revenge.
X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X
(1) Enma-daiou means King Enma.
A/N: Congrats to Hakudoshi-chan for figuring out the ending.