DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER First of all, this piece is in no way intended to insult anybody Catholic, or any other form of Christianity/other religion. No offense was ever meant. Keep in mind the idea for this was spawned in the mind of a Roman Catholic. You have been forewarned, read at your own risk.

This isn't so much a parody, as it is a "Prayerody"...=) It was a piece slowly invented w/my fellow Harry Potterphiles on our favorite chatsite. If anything, we made it up to make fun of ourselves, and our sometimes...erm... unhealthy obsession w/the Harry Potterverse. Whilst I would like to take full credit for this, in honesty, I cannot. It was all started by my dear friend Quellie when we most of us were feeling particularly silly one night in chat. I had just admitted to the chat channel that I am a recovering Harry Potter Hater, and was currently doing penance by writing fan fiction and doing fan art. Then Quel asked me if I had been doing my Hail Harrys...=)

Here is the original Hail Mary: (make the sign of the cross)

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us mortals, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

And here is the chat version, Hail Harry (cuck and ROAR are terms only familiar w/chatmates): (make the sign of the swishnflick)

Hail Harry, whom Umbridge hates, the ROAR is with thee. Blessed art thou among Wizards, and blessed is the fruit of thy broom, Nimbus. Holy Harry, brother of Ron, Cuck for us Muggles, now and at the hour of Your Death. Hem Hem.

And this is my personal take: (make the sign of the swishnflick)

Hail Harry, Quidditch ace, Gryffindor is with thee. Gifted art thou among Magi-cians, and brilliant is the loop of thy broom, Nimbus. Holy Harry, brother of God(ric), Snitch for the Muggles, now and at the hour of Riddle's death. Hem hem.