Voldemort called the Death Eaters to a super top secret meeting in the basement of the Riddle house in Little Hangleton. When they all were nice and comfortable in their bean-bag chairs Voldemort entered the room. He pulled a roll of parchment out of his robes and very fancy words were written on them which said.

Top 10 reasons why Death Eaters are super awesomely mad crazy amounts of cool!!

Then Voldemort began to read......

"Top 10 reasons why Death Eaters are super awesomely mad crazy amounts of cool!!"

"1. They have super cool masks."

"2. They have super neat tattoos."

"3. They have super nifty cloaks."

"4. They have a super cool pet snake."

"5. They know super cool spells (like "Kevada Adavra, the spell to make bunnies come out of your wand)."

"6. They are friends with super cool Dementors."

"7. They are really into the Dark Arts.......super."

"8. They all hate that Potter kid with a super strong passion."

"9. Their boss has super sweet eyes."

"10. They ARE super awesomely made crazy amounts of cool!!"

Then Voldemort said, "hows that everyone?"

"Thats great!!" yelled Lucius.

"I'm putting that on our website!!" said Peter.